Book a private hourly chauffeur from PortMiami to Anthony Jeselnik: Wrath of Man at Hard Rock Live on Thursday, December 3, 2026, in a Black SUV XL with a 5-hour minimum at a flat rate from $100 per hour. Your bilingual driver collects the group at the cruise terminal or a hotel by the port, stays close through the 8:00 PM show, and brings everyone home.
Your rate depends only on the vehicle tier, and every booking runs a minimum of five hours.
Rates are charged per vehicle rather than per seat, so a party of friends shares one hourly figure no matter how many of them ride. Choose the tier that matches your headcount, then count your hours: a typical Jeselnik evening starting from PortMiami covers an early-evening pickup, a relaxed dinner near Biscayne Bay, the run north to Hollywood, the full show, and the drive back south. Plan your hours around that sequence, and anyone who wants a nightcap stop on the return simply keeps the car a little longer. The Platinum SUV sits above the Black SUV XL because it moves you into the top luxury class for the night, a natural fit for a birthday, an anniversary, or a client you desire to impress.
A dedicated chauffeur turns a long show night into one smooth, premium service from start to finish.
The vehicle is reserved for your group alone, so nobody shares a seat with strangers, and the same driver waits between every stop. Your rate is locked the moment you confirm and holds steady with no surge, whether Thursday traffic piles up on the interstate, a storm rolls in off the Atlantic, or a full cruise day crowds the port. One bilingual chauffeur, fluent in English and Spanish, handles the whole evening, which helps when relatives visiting from abroad join the outing. You message that same driver directly on WhatsApp, so a late dinner check or a change of plans reaches the person behind the wheel right away. Put it all together and you get a premium service and a calmer, better experience than juggling parking, phones, and timing on your own after a late, laugh-filled night.
Payment comes down to three short terms.
Fuel, tolls, and parking are all covered by the hourly rate you book.
Nothing tied to the route lands on your bill afterward. The toll express lanes your chauffeur may use on the interstate, the fuel for the run between Biscayne Bay and Broward County, and any parking the vehicle needs while your group is inside the showroom are already part of the price. You are paying for the vehicle and its chauffeur for the hours you reserve. Onboard WiFi from a mobile hotspot comes along too, which is handy for pulling up digital tickets on the way north. Two items can change the final total, and you’ll know about both before you confirm. The first is the after-hours surcharge explained in the next section, which matters on a night with an 8:00 PM curtain. The second is entirely your call: keeping the car beyond the hours you reserved.
Yes. One brief comfort stop for the restroom, a snack, or a stretch is easy to fit in mid-booking. Ask your chauffeur whenever the moment suits the group. It doesn’t change the hourly rate, and it often makes sense before you settle in for a headlining set.
A surcharge applies to trips outside daytime hours, which run from 7:00 AM to 6:00 PM. The night fee depends only on the pickup time: for pickups between 6:00 PM and 7:00 AM the SUV adds $50 (vans +10% of the hourly total), once per booking.
The two rules work differently. In an SUV, the surcharge is one fixed add-on per trip, so it doesn’t grow with the number of hours you keep the car after dark. In either Mercedes-Benz Sprinter tier, it’s a percentage of the trip value instead. Starting early adds nothing extra, because an afternoon pickup at the port and a dinner stop downtown both fall inside daytime hours.
Four private tiers cover everyone from a couple on date night to a large group.
If your group is right at a tier’s limit, size up: a little extra room makes the drive north and the late ride home more comfortable. The Platinum SUV earns its place when the night is an occasion, such as an anniversary, a milestone birthday, or hosting a client, and the vehicle becomes part of the gift. If someone is bringing something bulky, like a garment bag for changing before dinner, tell us in advance so we match the right vehicle.
Wrath of Man is Anthony Jeselnik’s new hour of stand-up on a national theater tour.
Jeselnik is a nationally known headliner, famous for the deadpan delivery and pitch-black punchlines of his Netflix specials, including Thoughts and Prayers, Fire in the Maternity Ward, and Bones and All. Comedy Central audiences know him as the creator and host of The Jeselnik Offensive and Good Talk, and as one of the sharpest voices on the network’s celebrity roasts. Wrath of Man brings new material to large theaters, and the South Florida date is Thursday, December 3, 2026, at 8:00 PM at Hard Rock Live, the big showroom inside the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood. The setting shapes the night: a casino resort crowd, restaurants and bars on property, and a big audience arriving all at once. For a group starting at the port, the show is the centerpiece of an evening that deserves its own car and driver.
Expect adults who love dark, unapologetic comedy and come ready to laugh at things they probably shouldn’t. Couples make it a weeknight date, friend groups turn it into a birthday outing, and coworkers book it as a team night. Many dress up a little, since the showroom sits inside a busy resort.
Your chauffeur takes the PortMiami Tunnel, joins I-95 north, and heads into Broward County.
From the cruise terminals, the tunnel runs beneath the shipping channel to Watson Island and the MacArthur Causeway. That connects straight to I-395 and then the northbound interstate, so you skip the crawl through Downtown’s surface streets. From a hotel along Biscayne Boulevard, the driver usually joins I-395 directly instead. The run then heads north past North Miami, crosses the county line into Broward, and exits west toward State Road 7, where the Seminole Hard Rock resort rises beside the road. On a heavy night, your chauffeur may switch to Florida’s Turnpike or a different exit to dodge a jam, and that judgment call is part of what you’re paying for. You never think about lanes, merges, or which turn leads to the resort’s drop-off. You just watch the Miami skyline fall away behind you until the Guitar Hotel appears ahead.
Allow generous time, because the drive typically runs much longer on a weekday evening than on a quiet afternoon. The northbound commute on I-95 is the main variable, and stalled cars or rain can back things up quickly. Your chauffeur checks live traffic before departure and will suggest leaving earlier if the corridor looks heavy.
Your chauffeur meets you at any address in PortMiami, which you set when you book.
Most riders on this page start in one of three places. Cruise passengers are met at their terminal’s ground-transportation curb, where private vehicles pull in to load. Travelers staying at a Downtown hotel just across the Port Boulevard bridge are collected at the lobby entrance, with the driver waiting out front. Residents of the Downtown towers facing the port step out to the vehicle at their own front door. Wherever it is, the exact spot goes into your booking, and your chauffeur messages you on WhatsApp on arrival so nobody wanders the curb wondering which car is theirs. Port traffic shifts with ship schedules, so on a cruise-heavy afternoon the chauffeur allows extra time to reach the terminal. Your group simply walks out and loads up, and the evening starts the moment the doors close.
Yes. A cruise-day arrival can flow directly into the comedy night. If your ship docks at PortMiami on December 3, the chauffeur meets the group at the terminal and the day continues from there: hotel check-in, lunch, dinner, then the drive north. Book enough hours to cover the whole stretch.
Leave PortMiami well before the 8:00 PM start, ideally ahead of the evening commute.
On a Thursday, the drive north overlaps the end of the workday, so a relaxed late-afternoon departure is the safest plan, especially if dinner comes first. Leave time beyond the drive itself: a big casino resort fills fast on a headliner night, and your group will desire room to pick up tickets, clear the entry line, grab a drink, and find seats before the lights go down. Arriving early also lets you enjoy the resort, from a pre-show cocktail to a stroll across the casino floor. When you book, tell us your dinner plans and how relaxed you desire the arrival to be, and we’ll set the pickup time around that. On the day, your chauffeur watches traffic and messages you if leaving a little earlier looks wise, so the group walks in calm instead of rushing through the lobby.
Your chauffeur drops the group as close to the venue entrance as resort access allows that night. The resort and its event staff set the traffic flow on property, so the driver follows their directions to the closest permitted drop-off point. From there, your group heads straight inside to the showroom.
Yes. Your chauffeur stays nearby for the entire show. After the final bow, send a WhatsApp message, meet the car at the pickup point you agreed on, and ride home without searching a crowded garage. Home might be your hotel by the port, a residence, or wherever you make one last stop.
Bayside Marketplace, right across the water from the cruise terminals, is the easiest pre-show dinner stop.
Its waterfront restaurants look out over Biscayne Bay and the ships at the port, and your chauffeur pulls up at the curb so nobody hunts for a Downtown parking space. Groups who desire something more polished often head south to Brickell, where steakhouses, sushi counters, and rooftop bars line the streets around Brickell City Centre. For a dinner with real Miami character, Little Havana serves Cuban classics along its main strip. Prefer to eat near the show? The Seminole Hard Rock resort has its own restaurants on property, so some groups dine there and skip a second stop. Wherever you choose, the driver waits outside while you eat and then picks the best route north. These are only ideas for your booked hours: we provide the car and chauffeur, and you make your own restaurant reservations.
Yes. Dinner and the show fit into the same hourly booking, with one chauffeur covering both. Your driver drops you at the restaurant, stays close while you eat, then takes the group north to Hollywood. There’s no second ride to arrange, and the dinner stop doesn’t change your hourly rate.
You reserve one vehicle and one chauffeur for a block of hours, starting with five.
Start by matching the vehicle to your headcount and telling us roughly when the evening should begin. Your driver can pick up at any Miami address (a hotel, a PortMiami cruise terminal, Miami International Airport, or a home), and the pickup spot is agreed at booking. From then on, the car and chauffeur belong to your group for the whole block, from dinner through the drive home. You decide the stops and their order. The first five hours form the base booking. After that, every additional hour is simply added at the same per-hour rate, with no new fare to negotiate. A late drink in Brickell or a detour along the beach just means keeping the car longer and settling the extra hours after the night ends.
Yes. The itinerary isn’t locked once the evening begins. Add a stop, skip one, or stay longer at dinner, and your chauffeur adjusts on the spot as long as the schedule allows. Nothing needs to be renegotiated, because the hourly booking simply keeps running while your plans shift.
Yes: a private SUV or private van with your own chauffeur, reserved by the hour.
People search for this trip in all sorts of ways: a car service to the Jeselnik show, a van with a driver for the group, a luxury SUV for a comedy night in Hollywood. Every one of those searches leads to the same answer here. The vehicle is reserved for your party only, so there are no strangers aboard, no detours for someone else’s stop, and no departure time set by anyone but you. Your group rides together from the port, steps out at the show together, and heads home together in the same car. That privacy matters on a night built around comedy that is famously not for everyone, because you can replay the sharpest lines on the drive home without wondering who’s listening. The questions below cover the remaining details riders ask before reserving.
The hourly service stays local and on call around Miami: Miami Beach, Downtown Miami, Brickell, Coral Gables, Doral, Coconut Grove, Key Biscayne, Wynwood, Little Havana, the area around Miami International Airport, and nearby areas up toward Fort Lauderdale, including this show in Hollywood. We don’t run it out to farther destinations such as Naples, Orlando, or West Palm Beach.
Pets are not accepted; certified service animals are welcome with advance notice. Mention it in your first message, and the answer will be settled well before show day.
A booking made within the final 24 hours is locked in and held just for you, with a driver and vehicle already set aside. On that short notice, the date and time stay as agreed, and we can’t guarantee a date change or a refund. You can always add more hours on the day.
Reserving one premium service by the hour is a different thing from opening an app every time you move. You hold a single vehicle and a single bilingual chauffeur for the whole block, the price is fixed before you start, and the car simply waits while you eat, shop, or take photos — no re-requesting, no surge, no stranger learning where you are headed each time.
| By the hour with us | App rides (Uber / Lyft) |
|---|---|
| One flat hourly rate, locked before you start | A fresh fare every ride, surging 1.5×–4× at peak |
| The same vehicle and driver stay with you all day | A different car and a stranger at every pickup |
| Your driver waits between each stop — nothing to re-book | Re-request and wait at the curb after each stop |
| A vetted, professional bilingual chauffeur | Whoever happens to accept the ping |
Across a full day of stops, one reserved chauffeur usually lands below a string of Uber Black or Lyft Lux surges — and it stays a calmer, more premium service from the first pickup to the last drop-off.
Uber, Uber Black, Lyft, and Lyft Lux are trademarks of their respective owners. We are not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by them. Comparison reflects publicly available pricing as of 2026.
Yes. Booking takes a single WhatsApp conversation, and then your car is set for show night.
Send us your group size, your pickup spot at the port or a nearby hotel, a rough start time, and the stops on your wish list, whether that’s dinner at Bayside Marketplace, cocktails in Brickell, or straight to the show. We reply with the right vehicle tier, the hours your plan needs, and how the after-hours surcharge applies to your return. Once your payment is in, the date is yours. Jeselnik headlines a large showroom on a single South Florida night, and numerous groups across Miami will be planning the same evening, so check availability as soon as you have your tickets. After that, all that’s left is deciding who gets the front seat and who has to explain the darkest joke to the friend who didn’t get it.
Email: [email protected] | Phone/WhatsApp: +1 (786) 682-8748
We recommend booking at least 24 hours in advance, and online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For holidays and busier weekends, please book ahead to ensure better availability.
Yes, we accept bookings from anywhere in the world. We accept international payments and keep travelers updated via WhatsApp and email.
No. We only work with reservations made in advance: online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For anything sooner, message us on WhatsApp and we will check availability — same-day service is subject to availability and is not guaranteed.
You pay the full fare when you book, by card or Apple Pay through the secure checkout on the site, or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp. The same applies to every pickup area and to hourly chauffeur bookings.
No. The full fare is paid in advance by card or Apple Pay, through the secure checkout on the site or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp; online payments carry a 4% processing fee.
No. In addition to the airport, we also serve hotels, ports, train stations, restaurants, and private addresses.
We work with a black SUV for up to 5 passengers, a van for 6 to 9 passengers and a larger van for 10 to 14.
Yes. We serve weddings, corporate conferences, VIP events, and other special occasions — as a direct ride to the venue, or with the chauffeur staying with you for the whole celebration on our hourly service (5-hour minimum). Contact us with the date, head count and schedule and we will set it up.
Some vehicles in our fleet are equipped with Wi-Fi and USB ports. Let us know in advance if this is essential, and we’ll book a vehicle that meets your needs.
No. We only work with private transfers. The vehicle is reserved exclusively for you and your party, with no shared seating.
No problem. We track your flight in real time and adjust the pickup time when needed, at no extra charge.
Send us the updated information as soon as possible, and we’ll adjust your booking while monitoring the new flight status.
We primarily work with curbside pickup. Just send a message with your exit gate and the driver will arrive in a few minutes — usually faster than the traditional sign-holding service.
If you prefer the driver to wait inside the terminal with a sign bearing your name, add the Meet & Greet for US$ 40 when you book — available for airport pickups only.
The day before your trip, we’ll send you a message with the driver’s name, vehicle model, and license plate, along with detailed instructions for curbside pickup.
Don’t worry. We’ll send you a message as soon as your flight lands. If we don’t receive a quick reply, the driver will automatically head to the international arrivals hall. Wait there and we’ll find you.
For domestic flights, we offer up to 60 minutes of wait time after arrival.
For international flights, the courtesy time is up to 120 minutes.
For hotel pickups, there’s a 15-minute grace period.
For port pickups, we wait up to 60 minutes past the agreed time.
Two hours is the free wait for international flights. When your free waiting time ends, extra waiting is not automatic: your driver may text you an offer to keep waiting, but is not required to. If the offer is sent, the driver waits up to 10 minutes for your reply; if you don’t accept in that time, the driver may leave. If no offer is sent, the driver may leave once your free waiting time is over.
Yes. Our drivers help load and unload your bags.
The standard allowance includes one large suitcase and one carry-on per person.
Traveling with larger or additional items — extra suitcases, musical instruments, mobility equipment, or strollers? Contact us in advance so we can arrange the necessary space. An additional fee may apply.
We’re sorry — pets are not accepted on any of our services. Certified service animals are welcome: please tell us in advance and we’ll assign a van for the ride.
We ask that you don’t eat during the trip. Only water in sealed bottles is allowed on board.
With by-the-hour service, stops are included: the vehicle is yours for the hours you book.
Yes. The pickup time and other details (an extra passenger) can be changed until 24 hours before the ride, depending on availability. Within 24 hours of the ride there are no changes and no refunds — message us on WhatsApp and we’ll see what we can do. The travel date itself is fixed once booked.
No hidden fees: the quoted price includes the driver, fuel and tolls. Only optional extras add to it — the night-hours fee shown in your quote before you book, the optional Meet & Greet at Miami International Airport and the 4% processing fee on card payments made through the payment link. Driver gratuity is optional and at your discretion; it’s always welcome.
You get a full refund if you cancel more than 24 hours before your scheduled pickup. Within 24 hours of the ride, the booking is non-refundable.
Note: any refund claim — including a driver no-show or another service issue — must reach us within 30 days of your scheduled pickup. Requests made more than a month after the ride date are no longer eligible for review or refund.
Volé solo y se adelantó unos minutos, perfecto. el wifi funcionó, yo se entretuvieron en el camino.
Muy recomendado. el coche estaba en perfectas condiciones, lo mejor incluso con tráfico la ruta tuvo sentido.
mu recomendado, el aire acondicionado funcionaba perfecto.
Got there fine. first time booking like this, would do it again.
Atendeu o esperado. usei ano passado e de novo nessa viagem.