Our private hourly chauffeur takes your group from Miami to Anthony Jeselnik: Wrath of Man on December 3, 2026, in a Black SUV XL at a flat rate from $100 per hour, with a 5-hour minimum. One bilingual driver stays with you all evening, waits through the 8:00 PM show, and brings everyone home. Your rate is locked when you book, and there is never surge pricing.
You pay per vehicle and per hour, and every booking reserves a block of at least five hours. Start by choosing the tier that fits your group:
The rate depends on the vehicle, not on how many stops you make. A round of drinks before the show or a detour to pick up a friend never changes what you pay per hour. Since you know the hourly rate before the evening starts, the group can work out each person’s share ahead of time and skip the awkward math at the end of the night. The after-hours surcharge and the few extras that can apply are covered further down, so every number you need is on this page.
For a single show, the five-hour block usually covers the drive north, an unhurried arrival, the performance, and the ride back to Miami. If you’re planning dinner before or a nightcap after, just reserve more time. Tell us your plan when you book and we’ll help you sketch a realistic timeline for the whole night.
We have four private tiers, from a date night for two to a big year-end office outing.
Every tier comes with a chauffeur at the wheel and is reserved for your group alone. If your headcount grows after you book, send us a WhatsApp message and we’ll check whether a larger vehicle is free for December 3. Choosing the right size up front matters on show night, because with one vehicle the whole party arrives together, walks in together, and heads home together.
Yes. The Mercedes-Benz Sprinter is a private van reserved only for your group. You never share it with strangers. Even a large group travels in one vehicle, so nobody waits for a second car and everyone reaches the show and leaves it at the same time.
You choose a vehicle and reserve a block of hours, and from the first pickup the evening runs on your schedule.
Start with a WhatsApp message that gives your group size, a rough start time, and the stops you have in mind. We match you to the right tier, confirm the details, and lock in the date once you pay the full fare. On December 3 your chauffeur arrives at the agreed spot, and from then on the car belongs to your group: cocktails first, a detour to pick up a late friend, the show, then wherever the night leads. Your booking covers the first five hours. Want more time? Just tell your driver you’d like to keep the car. Every hour after that five-hour block is added at the same per-hour rate as the rest of the booking. There’s no new fare to work out, and you settle it once the night is over. Nobody has to watch the clock during the last joke.
Your chauffeur picks you up at any Miami address you choose: a hotel in Brickell, a home in Coral Gables, Miami International Airport, or a PortMiami cruise terminal. If you arrive on a cruise that day, you can go straight to the show. We agree on the pickup spot when you book, and there’s no fixed meeting point you have to reach first.
Yes. The plan is never locked. Add a stop, drop one, or stay longer over dessert, and your chauffeur adjusts on the spot whenever the timing allows. A quick comfort stop for a restroom, a snack, or a stretch on the way north is easy too. Just ask the driver, and your rate stays exactly the same.
Paying the full fare when you book holds your date.
Short-notice bookings are welcome. If your ride is within the next 24 hours, then once we agree on the day and time, that slot is held just for you. A driver and vehicle are already set aside, so the booking goes ahead as agreed, and we can’t guarantee a date change or a refund. You can still add more hours on the night.
Comedy fans book with us because the whole evening becomes a premium service built around one private car.
Your rate is flat and locked when you book. There’s no surge on a packed casino night, and traffic or weather never changes it. One bilingual chauffeur handles the evening from the first pickup to the last drop-off, so you never have to explain the plan to a new driver at every turn. You also have a direct WhatsApp line for questions before and during the night. The bigger difference is how the night feels. Nobody has to stay sober as the designated driver, so the whole group can enjoy a drink along with the set. Nobody ends up on a curb at midnight staring at a phone. Your evening ends the way it started, in your own car with your own driver. That better experience is what we build every booking around.
Yes. Our private hourly chauffeur takes groups from Miami to the show on Thursday, December 3, 2026.
Wrath of Man is Anthony Jeselnik’s national theater tour of new material. Its South Florida stop is at Hard Rock Live, the big showroom inside Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, just north of Miami-Dade, and the show starts at 8:00 PM. Jeselnik is the deadpan master of the dark one-liner. He’s behind the Netflix specials Thoughts and Prayers, Fire in the Maternity Ward, and Bones and All, he created The Jeselnik Offensive, and he’s one of the sharpest voices from the Comedy Central Roasts. A headliner at his level fills a large room, and a casino resort on a show night brings plenty of crowds of its own. That’s exactly when a private car pays off: your group leaves together, skips the search for parking, and never splits across vehicles.
His crowd loves sharp, dark, unapologetic stand-up. Think friends who quote his roast sets, couples on a date night, and coworkers celebrating the end of the year. It’s a grown-up audience that comes ready for edgy material, and many make a full night of it with dinner before and drinks at the resort after.
Leave Miami with plenty of time before the 8:00 PM start, because weeknight traffic heading north is hard to predict.
On a Thursday evening, the drive up from Miami runs straight into the after-work rush. Nobody can promise an exact timetable, so build in a cushion. The resort itself also takes time once you arrive: cars line up at the drop-off area, crowds move through the property, and there may be security screening at the showroom entrance before you reach your seats. Arriving early lets the group grab a drink, find seats without squeezing past a full row, and settle in before the first joke. Your chauffeur will suggest a departure time based on your pickup point and that evening’s traffic. If you want dinner first, the booking simply starts earlier. The goal is a calm arrival, not a sprint from the car to the doors.
Your chauffeur drops the group as close to the venue as access allows, at the resort’s drop-off point for the showroom entrance. Before you step out, you’ll agree on the same spot for pickup after the show, so nobody wanders the property looking for the car.
Yes. Your chauffeur stays with the vehicle for the whole show, so there’s no ride to request when the lights come up. Send a WhatsApp message as the crowd starts filing out, and the car will be back at the agreed drop-off point to take the group home to Miami or on to a late dinner.
Yes. One hourly booking can cover dinner in Miami, the show, and the ride home, all without a second car.
A classic plan starts in Brickell with cocktails at a rooftop bar, or in Little Havana over Cuban food and live music, and then heads north with time to spare. Wynwood works well for a crowd that wants dinner surrounded by the neighborhood’s murals. Coconut Grove suits a quieter waterfront meal before a dressed-up night out. While you eat, your chauffeur stays close by, so there’s no valet line and no one checks the time between courses. After the show, the same car can take the group for a late bite or a nightcap back in Miami before the final drop-off. Your driver is happy to suggest a route that fits your reservation. You book the tables yourself; we provide the private car and the chauffeur, and the plan for the evening is yours.
Our hourly service stays local, covering Miami and its neighborhoods plus nearby areas up toward Fort Lauderdale.
Our chauffeurs work across Miami, Miami Beach, Downtown Miami, Brickell, Coral Gables, Doral, Coconut Grove, Key Biscayne, Wynwood, Little Havana, and the neighborhoods around Miami International Airport. The showroom in Hollywood sits in that northern stretch toward Fort Lauderdale, so show night is a natural fit. We keep the hourly service close to home on purpose: your driver stays on call around the city, knows the local roads and venues, and never has to rush. For the same reason, we don’t run this hourly service out to farther destinations such as Naples, Orlando, or West Palm Beach. When your plans stay around Miami and up toward the show, the whole evening fits easily inside the area we know best. Dinner in the Grove, a nightcap on Miami Beach, and a stop to pick up friends in Doral are all within easy reach.
Fuel, tolls, and parking are all included in the hourly rate, so the drive north adds no surprise line items.
That means no toll receipts to split, no parking fee at the resort while you’re inside watching the show, and no fuel charge for the round trip from Miami. A young child might ride along for part of the evening, for example at a family dinner before the adults head to the show. There’s room for coats, a gift bag, or a garment bag for a dressy night, but tell us in advance if you’re bringing something big. Only a short list of charges can be added: the after-hours surcharge explained in the next section, and any hours you decide to add on the night. That keeps the full cost of the evening clear from the moment you book.
Yes. Daytime hours run from 7:00 AM to 6:00 PM, and trips outside that window carry a surcharge based on the vehicle:
The night fee depends only on the pickup time: for pickups between 6:00 PM and 7:00 AM the SUV adds $50 (vans +10% of the hourly total), once per booking. For the SUV tiers it’s a single per-trip amount, and for the Sprinter tiers it’s a percentage of the trip value, exactly as listed above. Knowing this up front lets the group factor it into the budget from the start, along with everything else on this page.
A private chauffeur by the hour is the simplest way to get from Miami to the show and back home.
If you drive yourself, someone skips the drinks, the group hunts for casino parking on a busy show night, and the late drive back south falls to whoever is most tired. If you split into several cars, friends arrive at distinct times and end up texting each other from distinct corners of the property. One reserved vehicle fixes all of that at once. The group rides together, talks through the set on the way home, and never has to work out who is sober enough to drive. On a dark-comedy night built on shared laughs, keeping everyone in one car is half the fun. It also keeps the evening simple to plan, with one booking, one chauffeur, and one total, whether you’re two friends in an SUV or a full Sprinter of coworkers.
Pets are not accepted; certified service animals are welcome with advance notice.
Yes. The same private car and chauffeur by the hour works for comedy nights around Miami and up toward Fort Lauderdale. Fans who follow touring comics such as Sebastian Maniscalco, Daniel Sloss, Nurse John, Elon Gold, Adrián Uribe, Peter Antoniou, or Franco Escamilla book the same way: pick a vehicle, set the stops, and keep the driver all evening.
Reserving one premium service by the hour is a different thing from opening an app every time you move. You hold a single vehicle and a single bilingual chauffeur for the whole block, the price is fixed before you start, and the car simply waits while you eat, shop, or take photos — no re-requesting, no surge, no stranger learning where you are headed each time.
| By the hour with us | App rides (Uber / Lyft) |
|---|---|
| One flat hourly rate, locked before you start | A fresh fare every ride, surging 1.5×–4× at peak |
| The same vehicle and driver stay with you all day | A different car and a stranger at every pickup |
| Your driver waits between each stop — nothing to re-book | Re-request and wait at the curb after each stop |
| A vetted, professional bilingual chauffeur | Whoever happens to accept the ping |
Across a full day of stops, one reserved chauffeur usually lands below a string of Uber Black or Lyft Lux surges — and it stays a calmer, more premium service from the first pickup to the last drop-off.
Uber, Uber Black, Lyft, and Lyft Lux are trademarks of their respective owners. We are not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by them. Comparison reflects publicly available pricing as of 2026.
Book on WhatsApp: send us your group size, pickup address, rough start time, and the stops you have in mind.
We’ll reply with the right vehicle for your headcount, confirm the plan for December 3, and send the payment details so the date is locked in for your group. After that, all that’s left is deciding who gets the window seat. Booking well ahead gives you the widest choice of vehicles for the date. If you already have a dinner reservation or friends joining from distinct neighborhoods, mention it in your first message. We’ll build the evening around it, with pickups, stops, and timing lined up before the night arrives. You’ll get direct answers to any question about this page, whether it’s the tiers, the surcharge, or adding hours, in the same WhatsApp thread. When your group is ready, check availability and confirm your booking with us here:
Email: [email protected] | Phone/WhatsApp: +1 (786) 682-8748
We recommend booking at least 24 hours in advance, and online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For holidays and busier weekends, please book ahead to ensure better availability.
Yes, we accept bookings from anywhere in the world. We accept international payments and keep travelers updated via WhatsApp and email.
No. We only work with reservations made in advance: online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For anything sooner, message us on WhatsApp and we will check availability — same-day service is subject to availability and is not guaranteed.
You pay the full fare when you book, by card or Apple Pay through the secure checkout on the site, or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp. The same applies to every pickup area and to hourly chauffeur bookings.
No. The full fare is paid in advance by card or Apple Pay, through the secure checkout on the site or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp; online payments carry a 4% processing fee.
No. In addition to the airport, we also serve hotels, ports, train stations, restaurants, and private addresses.
We work with a black SUV for up to 5 passengers, a van for 6 to 9 passengers and a larger van for 10 to 14.
Yes. We serve weddings, corporate conferences, VIP events, and other special occasions — as a direct ride to the venue, or with the chauffeur staying with you for the whole celebration on our hourly service (5-hour minimum). Contact us with the date, head count and schedule and we will set it up.
Some vehicles in our fleet are equipped with Wi-Fi and USB ports. Let us know in advance if this is essential, and we’ll book a vehicle that meets your needs.
No. We only work with private transfers. The vehicle is reserved exclusively for you and your party, with no shared seating.
No problem. We track your flight in real time and adjust the pickup time when needed, at no extra charge.
Send us the updated information as soon as possible, and we’ll adjust your booking while monitoring the new flight status.
We primarily work with curbside pickup. Just send a message with your exit gate and the driver will arrive in a few minutes — usually faster than the traditional sign-holding service.
If you prefer the driver to wait inside the terminal with a sign bearing your name, add the Meet & Greet for US$ 40 when you book — available for airport pickups only.
The day before your trip, we’ll send you a message with the driver’s name, vehicle model, and license plate, along with detailed instructions for curbside pickup.
Don’t worry. We’ll send you a message as soon as your flight lands. If we don’t receive a quick reply, the driver will automatically head to the international arrivals hall. Wait there and we’ll find you.
For domestic flights, we offer up to 60 minutes of wait time after arrival.
For international flights, the courtesy time is up to 120 minutes.
For hotel pickups, there’s a 15-minute grace period.
For port pickups, we wait up to 60 minutes past the agreed time.
Two hours is the free wait for international flights. When your free waiting time ends, extra waiting is not automatic: your driver may text you an offer to keep waiting, but is not required to. If the offer is sent, the driver waits up to 10 minutes for your reply; if you don’t accept in that time, the driver may leave. If no offer is sent, the driver may leave once your free waiting time is over.
Yes. Our drivers help load and unload your bags.
The standard allowance includes one large suitcase and one carry-on per person.
Traveling with larger or additional items — extra suitcases, musical instruments, mobility equipment, or strollers? Contact us in advance so we can arrange the necessary space. An additional fee may apply.
We’re sorry — pets are not accepted on any of our services. Certified service animals are welcome: please tell us in advance and we’ll assign a van for the ride.
We ask that you don’t eat during the trip. Only water in sealed bottles is allowed on board.
With by-the-hour service, stops are included: the vehicle is yours for the hours you book.
Yes. The pickup time and other details (an extra passenger) can be changed until 24 hours before the ride, depending on availability. Within 24 hours of the ride there are no changes and no refunds — message us on WhatsApp and we’ll see what we can do. The travel date itself is fixed once booked.
No hidden fees: the quoted price includes the driver, fuel and tolls. Only optional extras add to it — the night-hours fee shown in your quote before you book, the optional Meet & Greet at Miami International Airport and the 4% processing fee on card payments made through the payment link. Driver gratuity is optional and at your discretion; it’s always welcome.
You get a full refund if you cancel more than 24 hours before your scheduled pickup. Within 24 hours of the ride, the booking is non-refundable.
Note: any refund claim — including a driver no-show or another service issue — must reach us within 30 days of your scheduled pickup. Requests made more than a month after the ride date are no longer eligible for review or refund.
Última etapa de un día largo sin complicaciones.
Viajando sozinho dessa vez, transfer compartilhado nao chega perto. não precisou procurar ninguém, o carro tava onde disseram.
De la confirmación a la bajada, cdaa paso en su sitio. Todo bien en general.
Booked the night before, picked up on time, done.
Todos juntos, precios transparentes desde la reserva.