Our private hourly chauffeur takes your group from Miami Design District to Anthony Jeselnik: Wrath of Man at Hard Rock Live on Thursday, December 3, 2026, in a Black SUV XL at a flat rate from $100 per hour with a 5-hour minimum. The same bilingual driver handles dinner in the Design District, the drive north, the 8:00 PM show, and the ride home, with no surge on show night.
Rates are charged per vehicle, per hour, for a private block of at least five hours.
Each rate covers the whole vehicle, not a single seat, so a couple pays the same hourly rate as a full cabin. Because the price is per vehicle, a group that splits it often finds a private car is a reasonable share of the night’s budget. A Thursday comedy night from the Design District commonly includes dinner, the drive north, the show, and the journey home. That is why the evening is planned as one continuous booking instead of a string of separate rides. The sections below cover each tier, what the hourly rate includes, and the one evening charge to plan for.
Your group gets a private vehicle reserved for you alone, never shared with another party.
The flat hourly rate is locked when you book, so a packed Thursday on I-95, a passing December shower, or a busy casino-resort evening never pushes the price up. One bilingual chauffeur stays with your group from the first Design District pickup to the final drop-off, so the person who drove you to dinner already knows where you’re headed next. You also get a direct WhatsApp line to that chauffeur, so if dinner runs long or the group wants one more round at the bar, one quick message takes care of it. On a comedy night, premium service means a clean, comfortable cabin, a driver who already knows the plan, and an evening that moves at your pace. The whole service is built so your group only has to think about the show.
Four private tiers cover everything from a date night for two to a full office outing.
Start with your headcount, then pick for the occasion. A couple celebrating an anniversary might choose the Platinum SUV for the arrival at the resort. Coworkers who would otherwise split across several cars can ride together in a Sprinter and keep the conversation going all the way north. If your headcount changes before the night, message us and we’ll match the tier to the new number.
Fuel, tolls, and parking are included, so the drive north adds nothing beyond your booked hours.
The hourly rate covers the vehicle, the chauffeur, and every road cost along the way, from the toll lanes on the run toward Broward to parking at the resort while the show plays. The time your chauffeur spends on standby is part of the hours you booked, not a separate line on the bill. There’s room for what a night out actually involves, like a garment bag for a quick change before dinner or merch picked up after the show; tell us in advance if you’re bringing something big. Two extras can apply to an evening like this one. The first is the night surcharge for service outside daytime hours, explained in the next section. The second is any extra time you add beyond your reserved block, explained further down.
The night fee depends only on the pickup time: for pickups between 6:00 PM and 7:00 AM the SUV adds $50 (vans +10% of the hourly total), once per booking. Daytime runs from 7:00 AM to 6:00 PM, and the surcharge depends on your vehicle:
For an SUV it is a single add-on per journey, and for the private Sprinter vans it is a percentage of the journey value, as listed above. Starting earlier with dinner doesn’t remove it, because the return still happens late. Your WhatsApp confirmation lists it next to your vehicle and hours.
You reserve one vehicle and one chauffeur for a minimum of five hours, then plan the evening yourself.
First, choose the tier that fits your headcount. Then send your group size, a rough start time, and the stops you have in mind over WhatsApp. Pickup can be any Miami address, agreed at booking: a hotel, a home, Miami International Airport, or a PortMiami cruise terminal, where a cruise-day arrival can go straight to the event. From the first pickup, the same chauffeur and vehicle stay with your group for the entire block. You set the stops and the pace: dinner can stretch, you can have a drink at the resort bar before the show, and you can add or drop a stop on the spot. The itinerary is never locked, and you never have to drive or deal with a parking ticket. When the evening wraps, the chauffeur takes everyone home or to the next address you name.
You just keep the car. Every additional hour after the five-hour block is added at the same flat per-hour rate as the rest of your booking, with no new fare to negotiate. The added hours are settled after the night wraps, either with your chauffeur or over WhatsApp. If the group wants a nightcap back in the Design District, just tell your driver.
Wrath of Man is Anthony Jeselnik’s national theater tour of a brand-new hour of stand-up.
Jeselnik is known for dark, deadpan one-liners delivered with a straight face, the style behind his Netflix specials Thoughts and Prayers, Fire in the Maternity Ward, and Bones and All. Comedy fans also know him from The Jeselnik Offensive and Good Talk on Comedy Central and from his merciless sets on the Comedy Central Roasts. The South Florida stop is on Thursday, December 3, 2026, at 8:00 PM at Hard Rock Live. It’s the large showroom inside Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, beneath the guitar-shaped hotel tower that lights up the night sky. Expect an adult crowd: longtime fans who quote his specials, couples on a weeknight date, and friend groups planning a big night around the show. His material is famously unapologetic, so bring people who enjoy comedy that cuts close to the bone.
Your chauffeur typically heads north on I-95 from the Design District toward Hollywood in Broward County.
The district sits beside the I-195 and I-95 interchange, so the car is on the interstate soon after your pickup. From there the route commonly follows I-95 north into Broward, then turns west toward State Road 7, the road the resort sits on. US-441 straight north is a steady surface-road alternative when the interstate is crawling. On a weekday evening the drive typically takes under an hour, but northbound commuter traffic can stretch it, so allow a full hour or a little more. Your chauffeur watches traffic in real time and takes the faster route while the group relaxes. Show nights at a large casino resort also bring heavy traffic onto the property itself. That’s where a driver who knows the drop-off routine is better than hunting for a parking space.
Leave the Design District early enough to allow a full hour for the drive, plus time to get inside, find your seats, and grab a drink before the 8:00 PM start. Big shows at a casino resort fill the walkways and bars, so arriving with time to spare keeps the night relaxed. Once your dinner plan is set, your chauffeur will suggest a departure time.
Your chauffeur pulls into the resort’s drop-off point, as close to the venue as access allows on show night. From there the group walks through the resort to the showroom entrance, with no garage to circle and no walk from a distant lot. If the property routes event traffic differently that evening, the driver follows its directions and messages you the exact spot.
Yes, the same car stays on standby for the entire show. After the last bow, message your chauffeur on WhatsApp and the vehicle meets you at the agreed pickup spot near where you were dropped off. The ride home goes back to the Design District or to any other address you choose, so the night ends as smoothly as it started.
Your chauffeur picks you up at any address in Miami Design District, agreed when you book.
Many riders start from a hotel lobby or a home in the nearby neighborhoods of Buena Vista, Morningside, or the Upper East Side, and the car pulls up to the front door at the agreed time. Others spend the afternoon at the flagship boutiques along the district’s main streets or in Palm Court beneath the Fly’s Eye Dome, then meet the car at the nearest curb the driver can reach. The district’s blocks are busy with pedestrians and the curbs fill up in the evening, so your chauffeur sends the exact meeting point over WhatsApp shortly before arriving. If the evening starts with dinner, the pickup can be the restaurant’s front door once the check is paid. If your group is coming from different addresses, the driver can collect everyone one stop after another before heading north.
Miami Design District has several of the city’s best-known restaurants, close to the route north.
Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink has been a neighborhood favorite for years, with seasonal, wood-oven cooking and a lively patio, an easy pick for a group that wants something relaxed. Cote Miami is a Korean steakhouse with tableside grilling, a good fit for a birthday or another celebration. Swan has a stylish dining room and a lively upstairs bar for groups who want cocktails before the show. Mandolin Aegean Bistro, just over the line in Buena Vista, serves Greek and Turkish plates in a garden courtyard that feels far from the city. Your chauffeur drops you at the door, waits while you eat, and pulls up again when you’re ready to go. These are suggestions for your booked hours, not reservations we make, so book your own table and send us the time.
Yes. Dinner in the Design District, the drive north, the show, and the ride home all fit into one hourly booking with the same car and driver. Start the block at your dinner pickup time. The vehicle stays with you between each stop, so you won’t need to arrange a second ride after dinner.
You can spend the afternoon at ICA Miami, the Institute of Contemporary Art, browse the district’s flagship luxury boutiques, or walk past its public art and architecture, from the Fly’s Eye Dome to the eye-catching building facades. Groups that want to see street murals can add a quick stop in Wynwood, just to the south, before heading north to the show.
Sort out tickets, dinner, and pickup details ahead of time and the night will run smoothly.
Load every ticket onto the right phones before the car arrives, and check the venue’s posted bag and entry policies so nothing has to be left behind. Send us your Design District pickup address, your dinner reservation time, and your final headcount on WhatsApp so the right vehicle arrives at the right curb. Dress for a casino-resort evening; smart casual works well in the showroom and the bars around it. This is a Thursday show, so with a ride straight home afterward, nobody has to worry about driving before work the next morning. Finally, know your audience. Jeselnik’s material is very dark on purpose, and the evening is more fun when everyone in the car is in on the joke. A quick group chat about what to expect before you leave can save an awkward ride north.
Payment is made in full when you book, with simple ways to pay.
Yes. A private SUV or private van with our chauffeur, booked by the hour, covers the whole journey.
If you’re looking for group transportation to a big show, our answer is a private vehicle that carries only your group. No seats are sold to strangers, there’s no fixed schedule, and nobody waits for another party to finish their drinks before the car can leave. A group that would otherwise split across several cars stays together in one vehicle. You get the same playlist on the way up, the same post-show conversation on the way home, and no friend lost on the casino floor after the lights come up. The journey starts wherever you are in the Design District and ends wherever you want to finish the night. It’s a simple way to turn a Thursday comedy show into a full, unhurried evening without anyone in the group having to drive.
The hourly service is local and stays around the city: Miami, Miami Beach, Downtown Miami, Brickell, Coral Gables, Doral, Coconut Grove, Key Biscayne, Wynwood, Little Havana, and the area around Miami International Airport, plus nearby areas up toward Fort Lauderdale. That’s why a show in Hollywood fits easily. The hourly service doesn’t run out to far destinations such as Naples, Orlando, or West Palm Beach.
Pets are not accepted; certified service animals are welcome with advance notice.
Yes. A booking made within the final 24 hours is locked in and held just for you, with a driver and vehicle already set aside for your group. On such short notice we can’t guarantee a date change or a refund, so the evening goes ahead exactly as agreed. You can always add more hours on the day itself.
Yes. Both Mercedes-Benz Sprinter tiers keep a bigger group together in one private van for the whole night. Everyone boards at one Design District pickup, rides north together, and comes home together, so no one gets left behind or has to find a separate car. Choose the tier that matches your final headcount when you book.
Reserving one premium service by the hour is a different thing from opening an app every time you move. You hold a single vehicle and a single bilingual chauffeur for the whole block, the price is fixed before you start, and the car simply waits while you eat, shop, or take photos — no re-requesting, no surge, no stranger learning where you are headed each time.
| By the hour with us | App rides (Uber / Lyft) |
|---|---|
| One flat hourly rate, locked before you start | A fresh fare every ride, surging 1.5×–4× at peak |
| The same vehicle and driver stay with you all day | A different car and a stranger at every pickup |
| Your driver waits between each stop — nothing to re-book | Re-request and wait at the curb after each stop |
| A vetted, professional bilingual chauffeur | Whoever happens to accept the ping |
Across a full day of stops, one reserved chauffeur usually lands below a string of Uber Black or Lyft Lux surges — and it stays a calmer, more premium service from the first pickup to the last drop-off.
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Yes. Send us a WhatsApp message today to check availability for December 3.
Include your group size, a rough start time, your Design District pickup address, and any dinner or pre-show stops you have in mind. We’ll reply with the vehicle tier that fits, the hours your evening is likely to need, and the payment details, so the plan is set well before show night. A national comedy tour stop on a Thursday is a night worth planning around, and booking early gives your group the most choice of vehicles. Once your payment is in, the evening is locked in, and all that’s left is deciding what to order at dinner. Reach us by email, phone, or WhatsApp below to confirm your booking for Anthony Jeselnik: Wrath of Man and enjoy the whole night, from the first pickup to the drive home.
Email: [email protected] | Phone/WhatsApp: +1 (786) 682-8748
We recommend booking at least 24 hours in advance, and online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For holidays and busier weekends, please book ahead to ensure better availability.
Yes, we accept bookings from anywhere in the world. We accept international payments and keep travelers updated via WhatsApp and email.
No. We only work with reservations made in advance: online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For anything sooner, message us on WhatsApp and we will check availability — same-day service is subject to availability and is not guaranteed.
You pay the full fare when you book, by card or Apple Pay through the secure checkout on the site, or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp. The same applies to every pickup area and to hourly chauffeur bookings.
No. The full fare is paid in advance by card or Apple Pay, through the secure checkout on the site or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp; online payments carry a 4% processing fee.
No. In addition to the airport, we also serve hotels, ports, train stations, restaurants, and private addresses.
We work with a black SUV for up to 5 passengers, a van for 6 to 9 passengers and a larger van for 10 to 14.
Yes. We serve weddings, corporate conferences, VIP events, and other special occasions — as a direct ride to the venue, or with the chauffeur staying with you for the whole celebration on our hourly service (5-hour minimum). Contact us with the date, head count and schedule and we will set it up.
Some vehicles in our fleet are equipped with Wi-Fi and USB ports. Let us know in advance if this is essential, and we’ll book a vehicle that meets your needs.
No. We only work with private transfers. The vehicle is reserved exclusively for you and your party, with no shared seating.
No problem. We track your flight in real time and adjust the pickup time when needed, at no extra charge.
Send us the updated information as soon as possible, and we’ll adjust your booking while monitoring the new flight status.
We primarily work with curbside pickup. Just send a message with your exit gate and the driver will arrive in a few minutes — usually faster than the traditional sign-holding service.
If you prefer the driver to wait inside the terminal with a sign bearing your name, add the Meet & Greet for US$ 40 when you book — available for airport pickups only.
The day before your trip, we’ll send you a message with the driver’s name, vehicle model, and license plate, along with detailed instructions for curbside pickup.
Don’t worry. We’ll send you a message as soon as your flight lands. If we don’t receive a quick reply, the driver will automatically head to the international arrivals hall. Wait there and we’ll find you.
For domestic flights, we offer up to 60 minutes of wait time after arrival.
For international flights, the courtesy time is up to 120 minutes.
For hotel pickups, there’s a 15-minute grace period.
For port pickups, we wait up to 60 minutes past the agreed time.
Two hours is the free wait for international flights. When your free waiting time ends, extra waiting is not automatic: your driver may text you an offer to keep waiting, but is not required to. If the offer is sent, the driver waits up to 10 minutes for your reply; if you don’t accept in that time, the driver may leave. If no offer is sent, the driver may leave once your free waiting time is over.
Yes. Our drivers help load and unload your bags.
The standard allowance includes one large suitcase and one carry-on per person.
Traveling with larger or additional items — extra suitcases, musical instruments, mobility equipment, or strollers? Contact us in advance so we can arrange the necessary space. An additional fee may apply.
We’re sorry — pets are not accepted on any of our services. Certified service animals are welcome: please tell us in advance and we’ll assign a van for the ride.
We ask that you don’t eat during the trip. Only water in sealed bottles is allowed on board.
With by-the-hour service, stops are included: the vehicle is yours for the hours you book.
Yes. The pickup time and other details (an extra passenger) can be changed until 24 hours before the ride, depending on availability. Within 24 hours of the ride there are no changes and no refunds — message us on WhatsApp and we’ll see what we can do. The travel date itself is fixed once booked.
No hidden fees: the quoted price includes the driver, fuel and tolls. Only optional extras add to it — the night-hours fee shown in your quote before you book, the optional Meet & Greet at Miami International Airport and the 4% processing fee on card payments made through the payment link. Driver gratuity is optional and at your discretion; it’s always welcome.
You get a full refund if you cancel more than 24 hours before your scheduled pickup. Within 24 hours of the ride, the booking is non-refundable.
Note: any refund claim — including a driver no-show or another service issue — must reach us within 30 days of your scheduled pickup. Requests made more than a month after the ride date are no longer eligible for review or refund.
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Couldn’t have asked for better. the van looked freshly cleaned
Highly recommended, ended up cheaper than the Uber Black we got last trip.
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