Our private hourly chauffeur drives your group from Downtown Miami to Anthony Jeselnik: Wrath of Man at Hard Rock Live on Thursday, December 3, 2026, in a Black SUV XL at a flat rate from $100 per hour, with a 5-hour minimum. One bilingual driver picks you up anywhere in Downtown Miami, stays on call through the 8:00 PM show, and brings everyone back to the city afterward.
Pricing is set per vehicle by the hour, and every booking covers at least five hours.
Most couples and small groups of friends heading north for a comedy night choose the Black SUV XL. A birthday crew or an office outing usually fills one of the Sprinters. The Platinum SUV suits riders who want the most polished cabin for an evening at a casino resort. Whichever tier you pick, the rate covers the vehicle and the chauffeur together for the whole evening. The ride back after the show uses the same booked hours, so you don’t pay a second fare for it. Your group pays for time, not for each leg. Dinner, the drive north, the show and the trip home all fit into one booking.
We offer four private vehicle options for a show night, and every one comes with our chauffeur.
Group size decides the vehicle, but the mood of the night matters too. A Sprinter keeps a large party in one cabin, so everyone replays the best lines from the set together on the ride home instead of splitting across two cars. The Platinum SUV fits an anniversary, a client dinner or a night when the details matter. The reference cars above are examples of the vehicle class, not a promise of one specific model.
Your chauffeur heads north from Downtown Miami to the Seminole Hard Rock resort in Hollywood.
The showroom is inside the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, between Miami and Fort Lauderdale. The trip is a straightforward run up the coast, not a long-haul drive. From the streets around Biscayne Boulevard, most evenings start on I-95 northbound, then turn west through Hollywood toward State Road 7, the road that runs past the resort. When I-95 backs up, your chauffeur may switch to Florida’s Turnpike or another inland route, and you never have to watch a map or make that call yourself. Your group can settle in and let the driver handle the traffic. Because the same car stays with you all night, the driver picks the route home at the end of the evening based on how the roads look when the show lets out.
The drive typically takes under an hour in light traffic. A Thursday evening overlaps the end of the weekday rush on I-95, though, so allow extra time. Construction, rain or a busy night at the resort can each add minutes. A cushion keeps the evening relaxed instead of rushed, especially when the plan includes dinner before the show.
The resort is in Hollywood, in Broward County, although listings often place it under Miami because it is part of the greater metro area. For riders starting downtown, that means a drive across the county line, not a trip out of town. Your chauffeur knows the area and the resort entrances.
Pickup can be at any address in Downtown Miami that you give us when booking.
Most show-night pickups start at a hotel lobby on Biscayne Boulevard or at a residential tower in Brickell or on Brickell Key. The chauffeur pulls up at the front entrance at the agreed time. Groups meeting at a friend’s condo in the Arts & Entertainment District or near Miami Worldcenter get the same curbside start. If part of your group is coming from an office and part from a hotel, the driver can collect both before heading north, because you set the stops. Send the exact address, the building name and any lobby instructions over WhatsApp, and your chauffeur will know exactly where to stop. Visitors staying near Bayside Marketplace can walk out of the lobby and step straight into the vehicle, without finding a cab or crossing a hectic street in evening clothes.
Yes. PortMiami sits right next to Downtown Miami, so a group coming off a ship can meet the chauffeur at the terminal curb and go straight into the evening plan. That might mean a late lunch near Bayside Marketplace, a stop at the hotel to change, and then the drive north for the show.
Show night goes best with an early departure, a close drop-off and a driver who waits.
The 8:00 PM start on Thursday, December 3 comes right after the weekday commute. A nationally known headliner also fills a large casino showroom with fans who arrive at about the same time, and a booked chauffeur is most useful in exactly that situation. Instead of hunting for a space in a hectic resort garage, your group rides up together, steps out and walks in. Instead of looking for a ride back while a full house leaves at once, you already have a car. Comedy nights often include a drink or two at dinner, at the casino bars or during the set, and nobody in your group has to stay sober to drive or keep checking the clock. The plan is simple: leave early, get dropped off close to the entrance, enjoy the show and ride home with the same chauffeur who brought you.
Leave Downtown Miami well before the 8:00 PM start. Late afternoon works if you want dinner at the resort, and early evening works if you’ve already eaten in the city. Thursday traffic on I-95 can stay slow until the rush clears. Arriving early also leaves time to collect tickets, get a drink and find your seats without rushing.
Your chauffeur pulls into the resort’s passenger drop-off area and lets the group out as close to the venue entrance as access allows. Event-night traffic can change the exact spot, but you skip the garage entirely and walk in together while the driver takes care of the vehicle.
Yes. Your booked hours keep the car and chauffeur reserved for your group, so the driver stays nearby with the vehicle for the whole set. When the show ends, send a WhatsApp message and the car comes back to the agreed pickup point, so everyone rides home to Downtown Miami together.
Downtown Miami and Brickell have plenty of good dinner options before the drive north.
Mary Brickell Village and the blocks around Brickell City Centre have steakhouses, sushi bars and lively Latin restaurants close together. A group can enjoy a long early dinner and still leave with time to spare. On the bay side, Bayside Marketplace offers casual waterfront dining with views of the boats, which suits visitors staying at a Biscayne Boulevard hotel. Miami Worldcenter, close to the Arts & Entertainment District, adds newer restaurants and bars for a pre-show cocktail. For something more local, a quick loop through Little Havana for Cuban coffee and pastries sets the tone before a night of dark humor. These are ideas your chauffeur is happy to suggest; reservations and tables are yours to arrange. With the car booked by the hour, nobody has to watch a parking meter or hurry dessert.
Yes. One hourly booking covers the whole evening: pickup in Downtown Miami, dinner in Brickell or by the bay, the drive north, the show and the ride home. Your chauffeur waits outside the restaurant while you eat, and you decide when to leave. You can also add a nightcap stop on the way back if the night is still going.
Anthony Jeselnik is a nationally known stand-up comedian touring with a brand-new hour of material.
Fans know him for his deadpan delivery and for jokes that go darker than almost anyone else in stand-up. He has released several Netflix specials, including Thoughts and Prayers, Fire in the Maternity Ward, and Bones and All. He also created and hosted The Jeselnik Offensive and Good Talk on Comedy Central and became one of the best-known performers on the network’s celebrity roasts. Anthony Jeselnik: Wrath of Man is his new national theater tour, and its South Florida date is in the large showroom at Hard Rock Live, inside the casino resort. The crowd is mostly adults who love edgy, unfiltered comedy, including friend groups, couples on a date night and coworkers making it a proper night out. People pair this kind of show with dinner and drinks and keep talking about it the whole way home.
A dedicated chauffeur turns a long show night into one easy, premium evening.
Your vehicle is reserved for your group alone, never shared with strangers or combined with another booking. The hourly rate is set when you book and does not rise for traffic, a full house or the rush when the show lets out, so there is no surge at the end of the night. One chauffeur stays with you from the first pickup in Downtown Miami to the last drop-off, so the person who greets you in the lobby is the same one who drives you home. That driver is bilingual, which helps when your group includes visiting family or friends from abroad. You can also message the driver and our team directly on WhatsApp instead of waiting on a call center. That is what premium service means here: a clean car, the same driver all night and a better experience from dinner to your door.
You pay the full fare up front, and you settle any extra hours after the night is over.
Daytime rides from 7:00 AM to 6:00 PM have no surcharge, and outside those hours a set night charge applies depending on the vehicle.
The SUV charge is a single amount per trip, and the Sprinter charge is a percentage of the trip value; both are shown in full above. Neither shows up as a surprise at the end of the night. It is part of the total you confirm over WhatsApp before show day, next to your vehicle and your booked hours. The night fee depends only on the pickup time: for pickups between 6:00 PM and 7:00 AM the SUV adds $50 (vans +10% of the hourly total), once per booking. That leaves them free to take their time leaving, have a last drink at the resort or grab a late bite in Brickell on the way back.
Fuel, tolls and parking are included in every hour you book.
That covers the toll roads on the drive north and parking for the vehicle at the resort while you watch the show, so you never have to pay for those separately. Onboard WiFi comes from a mobile hotspot, which is handy for pulling up tickets on the way. If someone needs a brief comfort stop for a restroom, a snack or a stretch, just ask the driver; it adds nothing to the bill. There is room for what show-goers usually carry, like merch from the lobby or a jacket for the cool casino air; just tell us in advance if you’re bringing something big. The only extra charge that can apply is the night surcharge described above.
Pick a vehicle and a start time, and the chauffeur stays with you for the whole block.
First, choose the vehicle that fits your group, then tell us when and where the evening starts. Your driver can pick you up at any Miami address, such as a hotel, a PortMiami cruise terminal, Miami International Airport or a home, and you agree on the exact spot when you book. Each booking covers at least five hours, which easily spans dinner, the drive north, the show and the ride back. Within that block, you set the stops: picking up a friend, a quick stop at the hotel to change or a nightcap in Brickell on the way home. If the night runs long, just keep the car. Every additional hour after the five-hour block is added at the same per-hour rate for your vehicle, with no new fare to negotiate, and you settle it after the day. You don’t have to decide in advance; tell your chauffeur when you’re ready to call it a night.
Yes, and a private chauffeur by the hour is the most direct way to get there.
Fans heading up from Downtown Miami have three basic choices: drive and park at the resort, book separate rides for each leg, or reserve one private vehicle for the night. A booked chauffeur is the best fit for a group that wants to arrive together and leave together. The vehicle carries only your party, the plan works around your dinner reservation, and the evening has a clear start and finish. If you’re searching for a private shuttle to the show, ours is a private van or SUV with a dedicated driver, never a seat on a scheduled run with strangers. Your group also never has to work out whose car to take or who stays sober. The questions below cover what people most often ask before booking: how far the hourly service goes, whether a pet can come along and what happens when the show is less than a day away.
Yes. Our hourly chauffeurs stay local and on call around Miami, Miami Beach, Downtown Miami, Brickell, Coral Gables, Doral, Coconut Grove, Key Biscayne, Wynwood, Little Havana and the area around Miami International Airport. We also cover nearby areas up toward Fort Lauderdale, including the resort in Hollywood. Because this service stays close to the city, we don’t run it out to Naples, Orlando or West Palm Beach.
Pets are not accepted; certified service animals are welcome with advance notice. Asking ahead means the right vehicle is ready and there are no surprises at pickup.
Yes, if a driver is free. For a booking within the next 24 hours, a driver and vehicle are set aside just for you, so your slot is locked in. Because the notice is so short, we can’t guarantee a date change or a refund, and the booking runs as agreed. You can still add more hours on the day.
Reserving one premium service by the hour is a different thing from opening an app every time you move. You hold a single vehicle and a single bilingual chauffeur for the whole block, the price is fixed before you start, and the car simply waits while you eat, shop, or take photos — no re-requesting, no surge, no stranger learning where you are headed each time.
| By the hour with us | App rides (Uber / Lyft) |
|---|---|
| One flat hourly rate, locked before you start | A fresh fare every ride, surging 1.5×–4× at peak |
| The same vehicle and driver stay with you all day | A different car and a stranger at every pickup |
| Your driver waits between each stop — nothing to re-book | Re-request and wait at the curb after each stop |
| A vetted, professional bilingual chauffeur | Whoever happens to accept the ping |
Across a full day of stops, one reserved chauffeur usually lands below a string of Uber Black or Lyft Lux surges — and it stays a calmer, more premium service from the first pickup to the last drop-off.
Uber, Uber Black, Lyft, and Lyft Lux are trademarks of their respective owners. We are not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by them. Comparison reflects publicly available pricing as of 2026.
Book your car for December 3 now. Send us a WhatsApp message with your group size, a rough start time in Downtown Miami and the stops you have in mind, such as dinner, the show and a nightcap. We’ll check availability and confirm your vehicle and chauffeur for the night.
Email: [email protected] | Phone/WhatsApp: +1 (786) 682-8748
We recommend booking at least 24 hours in advance, and online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For holidays and busier weekends, please book ahead to ensure better availability.
Yes, we accept bookings from anywhere in the world. We accept international payments and keep travelers updated via WhatsApp and email.
No. We only work with reservations made in advance: online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For anything sooner, message us on WhatsApp and we will check availability — same-day service is subject to availability and is not guaranteed.
You pay the full fare when you book, by card or Apple Pay through the secure checkout on the site, or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp. The same applies to every pickup area and to hourly chauffeur bookings.
No. The full fare is paid in advance by card or Apple Pay, through the secure checkout on the site or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp; online payments carry a 4% processing fee.
No. In addition to the airport, we also serve hotels, ports, train stations, restaurants, and private addresses.
We work with a black SUV for up to 5 passengers, a van for 6 to 9 passengers and a larger van for 10 to 14.
Yes. We serve weddings, corporate conferences, VIP events, and other special occasions — as a direct ride to the venue, or with the chauffeur staying with you for the whole celebration on our hourly service (5-hour minimum). Contact us with the date, head count and schedule and we will set it up.
Some vehicles in our fleet are equipped with Wi-Fi and USB ports. Let us know in advance if this is essential, and we’ll book a vehicle that meets your needs.
No. We only work with private transfers. The vehicle is reserved exclusively for you and your party, with no shared seating.
No problem. We track your flight in real time and adjust the pickup time when needed, at no extra charge.
Send us the updated information as soon as possible, and we’ll adjust your booking while monitoring the new flight status.
We primarily work with curbside pickup. Just send a message with your exit gate and the driver will arrive in a few minutes — usually faster than the traditional sign-holding service.
If you prefer the driver to wait inside the terminal with a sign bearing your name, add the Meet & Greet for US$ 40 when you book — available for airport pickups only.
The day before your trip, we’ll send you a message with the driver’s name, vehicle model, and license plate, along with detailed instructions for curbside pickup.
Don’t worry. We’ll send you a message as soon as your flight lands. If we don’t receive a quick reply, the driver will automatically head to the international arrivals hall. Wait there and we’ll find you.
For domestic flights, we offer up to 60 minutes of wait time after arrival.
For international flights, the courtesy time is up to 120 minutes.
For hotel pickups, there’s a 15-minute grace period.
For port pickups, we wait up to 60 minutes past the agreed time.
Two hours is the free wait for international flights. When your free waiting time ends, extra waiting is not automatic: your driver may text you an offer to keep waiting, but is not required to. If the offer is sent, the driver waits up to 10 minutes for your reply; if you don’t accept in that time, the driver may leave. If no offer is sent, the driver may leave once your free waiting time is over.
Yes. Our drivers help load and unload your bags.
The standard allowance includes one large suitcase and one carry-on per person.
Traveling with larger or additional items — extra suitcases, musical instruments, mobility equipment, or strollers? Contact us in advance so we can arrange the necessary space. An additional fee may apply.
We’re sorry — pets are not accepted on any of our services. Certified service animals are welcome: please tell us in advance and we’ll assign a van for the ride.
We ask that you don’t eat during the trip. Only water in sealed bottles is allowed on board.
With by-the-hour service, stops are included: the vehicle is yours for the hours you book.
Yes. The pickup time and other details (an extra passenger) can be changed until 24 hours before the ride, depending on availability. Within 24 hours of the ride there are no changes and no refunds — message us on WhatsApp and we’ll see what we can do. The travel date itself is fixed once booked.
No hidden fees: the quoted price includes the driver, fuel and tolls. Only optional extras add to it — the night-hours fee shown in your quote before you book, the optional Meet & Greet at Miami International Airport and the 4% processing fee on card payments made through the payment link. Driver gratuity is optional and at your discretion; it’s always welcome.
You get a full refund if you cancel more than 24 hours before your scheduled pickup. Within 24 hours of the ride, the booking is non-refundable.
Note: any refund claim — including a driver no-show or another service issue — must reach us within 30 days of your scheduled pickup. Requests made more than a month after the ride date are no longer eligible for review or refund.
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