Our private hourly chauffeur takes your group from Miami to Anthony Jeselnik: Wrath of Man on Thursday, December 3, 2026, in a Black SUV XL or a private Sprinter at a flat rate from $100 per hour, with a 5-hour minimum. The show starts at 8:00 PM in Hollywood, just north of Miami-Dade. Your chauffeur drives everyone up, stays on call through the evening and brings the whole group home.
You pay per vehicle, not per seat, and every booking runs at least five hours. That covers dinner, the drive north, the show and the ride back.
The rate belongs to the vehicle, not the headcount. A full SUV costs the group the same as a couple riding alone, so splitting it among friends is simple math. Pick the tier by group size first, then by mood. The Platinum SUV suits an anniversary or a birthday, when the ride should feel like part of the occasion. The Sprinter keeps a bigger crew together in one cabin instead of scattered across separate cars. A Thursday comedy night with dinner in Miami first usually fits comfortably around that minimum block. Night-hours pricing for the trip home is listed further down this page, so you can see the full cost before you book.
You choose the vehicle, reserve a five-hour block, and one chauffeur runs your evening.
Booking starts with a short WhatsApp message. Tell us how many people are coming, a rough start time and the stops you have in mind, such as a dinner spot in Miami, the show itself, or a nightcap back in Brickell afterward. We match the right vehicle to your group, confirm the plan and assign your driver for Thursday, December 3. Once your block begins, the car belongs to your group alone. You decide when to leave, which friends to collect along the way and how long to stay anywhere. Nothing is scripted. The chauffeur adjusts if dinner runs long or if someone wants a quick stop on the drive north. The vehicle never leaves your evening to serve anyone else. That is what makes an hourly booking distinct from hailing separate cars all night.
Your chauffeur can meet you at any address in Miami, and you agree on the exact spot when you book. That could be a hotel lobby in South Beach or Brickell, a home in Coral Gables or Coconut Grove, or the arrivals curb at Miami International Airport. It could also be a PortMiami cruise terminal if you get off a ship that day and want to head straight to the show.
Yes. After your five-hour block, each extra hour is added at the same per-hour rate for your vehicle, with no new fare to negotiate. You might want one more drink at the resort after the set or a late detour home through Wynwood. Just tell your chauffeur, keep the car and settle the extra time after the night is over.
You pay in one step: the full fare when you book.
Wrath of Man is Anthony Jeselnik’s new national theater tour, built on all-new stand-up material.
Jeselnik is known for very dark, deadpan one-liners delivered with total calm. That style runs through his Netflix specials Thoughts and Prayers, Fire in the Maternity Ward and Bones and All. It also shaped his Comedy Central shows The Jeselnik Offensive and Good Talk, and some of the most quoted Comedy Central Roast sets. The South Florida stop is in the large showroom at Seminole Hard Rock in Hollywood, on a Thursday night in early December. The crowd is mostly adults who know his material and enjoy humor that pushes buttons. Expect friend groups, couples on a date night, coworkers treating themselves to a weeknight out and longtime fans who see him on every tour. Because the show is on a weekday, many guests come straight from the office in Miami, and that is where a reserved chauffeur pays off. Nobody has to fight the northbound rush, circle a busy casino garage or skip a cocktail to be the designated driver.
It is, as long as everyone in the group enjoys sharp, dark humor. Jeselnik’s style is unapologetic and aimed at adults. Groups often turn the date into a full evening: dinner in Miami, the show, then drinks at the resort. With one reserved vehicle, everyone arrives together and leaves together, and nobody gets left behind at the end of the night.
Your chauffeur drives north out of Miami-Dade to the casino resort in Hollywood.
The show is inside the Seminole resort in Hollywood, in southern Broward County, so the trip is a local run, not a long-haul drive. From Downtown Miami, Brickell, Wynwood or Little Havana, the most direct path is usually I-95 north. From Doral, Coral Gables or the area around Miami International Airport, the Palmetto Expressway and Florida’s Turnpike frequently make more sense. The last stretch to the resort runs along State Road 7. Guests starting in Miami Beach or Key Biscayne first cross a causeway to the mainland, then head north. Your driver picks the route on the night based on live traffic, so you never have to think about exits, lane closures or which highway is backed up. You can sit back, charge your phone and argue about which of his specials was the funniest.
In light traffic the drive typically takes well under an hour. A weekday evening rush on I-95 can stretch it noticeably, so allow extra time. Leave Miami in the late afternoon, or have an early dinner and head north once traffic eases. Either way, you get to your seats before showtime without rushing.
Yes. Multiple pickups are one of the main advantages of an hourly booking. The driver can collect one friend at a Brickell office, another at a Coral Gables home and a third in Doral, then head north with everyone on board. Send the addresses when you book and we will plan the most sensible order.
A Miami dinner before heading north turns a weeknight comedy show into a full evening.
Versailles in Little Havana is the classic choice for Cuban food and a strong Cuban coffee before the drive. For a celebration, Joe’s Stone Crab in South Beach is a Miami institution, and December falls during stone crab season. Groups coming from work frequently meet along Brickell’s restaurant row near Mary Brickell Village. Wynwood is good for a pre-show drink among the murals, and Coconut Grove offers a calmer waterfront dinner. Wherever you go, your chauffeur drops you at the restaurant door, waits nearby while you eat and picks everyone up when the check is paid. There is no valet line, no hunting for parking and no rushing dessert. These are only suggestions for your booked hours, so please reserve your own table with the restaurant.
Yes, and it is the most popular way to use the hours. Your block starts at the dinner pickup. The chauffeur waits outside the restaurant, drives everyone north for the show and brings you home afterward, all in one reservation. Tell us the restaurant and your reservation time so we can plan when your block begins.
Yes. The casino resort hosting the show has a range of restaurants and bars, which suits groups who would rather eat close to the showroom. Choosing that option just means leaving Miami earlier and spending more time on site before the show. Your hours cover the drive either way, so pick whichever dinner plan your group prefers.
Show night means an early start from Miami, a smooth arrival and a car ready afterward.
The show starts at 8:00 PM on Thursday, December 3. A headliner this size brings heavy traffic onto the resort property as showtime approaches. Your chauffeur plans the evening backward from that start time, allowing for dinner, the weekday rush on the highways and time for your group to find seats calmly. If you want a drink at one of the resort bars first, just set an earlier departure. Hard Rock Live is a large showroom inside a busy casino resort, so arriving with a driver who handles drop-off and parking makes the whole night easier. Before the night, check entry guidance and showroom policies on the official Hard Rock Live page so nothing catches your group off guard at the door.
If you are driving straight up, plan to leave Miami in the late afternoon. If you want dinner first, eat early and head north with plenty of time before the 8:00 PM start. The weekday rush on the northbound highways is the main variable. Arriving early gives you time to find seats, get a drink and settle in.
Your chauffeur drops you at the resort’s designated drop-off point, as close to the venue entrance as access allows that night. Resort staff sometimes change the traffic flow on busy show nights, and your driver follows their directions. Your group steps out together and walks straight in.
Yes. Waiting is built into the hourly booking. Your chauffeur stays nearby with the vehicle for the entire show. When you are ready to leave, send a WhatsApp message and the same car comes back to the agreed pickup point. There is nothing to re-book and no garage to search, and the group heads back to Miami together.
Fuel, tolls and parking are included, so the hourly rate covers all the evening’s driving.
Tolls on the northbound highways, fuel for the drive up and back, and parking for the vehicle while you are in the showroom are all part of the rate. None of them shows up as a separate charge on show night. The vehicle has onboard WiFi through a mobile hotspot, which is useful for pulling up digital tickets or sending a dinner reservation to the driver before you leave Miami. If someone needs a break mid-evening, one brief comfort stop for a restroom, a snack or a stretch is easy to fit in. Just ask the chauffeur, and it does not change the rate. The same driver stays assigned to your group for the whole block, so the entire evening is one reservation with one point of contact. You can reach that person on WhatsApp from the first pickup to the last drop-off.
Only two things can add to the bill. The first is any extra hours you choose to add on the night. Fuel, tolls and parking are never billed as separate charges.
Four private tiers cover everything from a date night to a full office outing.
Most comedy-night bookings come down to headcount. If your group is near the top of a tier, size up so everyone has room to stretch out on the drive home after a long, laugh-filled evening. Couples who want the ride to feel like part of the celebration usually choose the Platinum SUV. Bigger groups like the Sprinter because the whole party can talk through the show together on the way back to Miami. If you are bringing something bulky, tell us in advance and we will confirm the space.
Yes. Daytime hours run from 7:00 AM to 6:00 PM, and trips outside that window carry a surcharge based on the vehicle type.
The night fee depends only on the pickup time: for pickups between 6:00 PM and 7:00 AM the SUV adds $50 (vans +10% of the hourly total), once per booking. Plan on this surcharge applying to most show-night bookings. It is the only extra on top of your hours, it is set by vehicle type and you will know about it before you confirm. The return leg is when a private car matters most, though. Your group leaves the resort in the same vehicle it arrived in, with a driver who has been waiting all evening. No one is left trying to find a ride home at a late hour.
A reserved car and a bilingual chauffeur make the whole night a premium service.
The vehicle is reserved for your group alone, from the first Miami pickup to the last drop-off. Your flat hourly rate is locked when you book, so there is no surge pricing on a busy event night and no change for traffic or weather. One dedicated driver handles your whole block, so there is a familiar face at every stop and you never have to explain the plan to a new person. Your chauffeur speaks English and Spanish, which helps mixed groups and visiting family members. You also get a direct WhatsApp line to your driver, so adding a stop, changing dinner plans or sharing a pickup point takes one message. That is the better experience we aim for: a well-run night where the drive is the easy part and the comedy is the main event.
Our hourly chauffeurs serve Miami and nearby cities up toward Fort Lauderdale.
The service covers Miami, Miami Beach, Downtown Miami, Brickell, Coral Gables, Doral, Coconut Grove, Key Biscayne, Wynwood, Little Havana and the area around Miami International Airport, plus nearby areas up toward Fort Lauderdale. The resort hosting this show in Hollywood is well within that range, so a Miami start, a dinner stop and the drive north all fit naturally into one booking. We keep the hourly service local on purpose. Staying around the city means your driver knows the roads, stays on call and keeps the evening unhurried. Trips to faraway destinations such as Naples, Orlando or West Palm Beach are not part of this hourly service. That way the car and chauffeur stay focused on your night in and around Miami, with time to wait at each stop instead of racing across the state.
Yes. You can reserve a private vehicle and chauffeur by the hour from Miami to the show.
This is not a shared ride or a scheduled van with strangers on board. It is a vehicle reserved for your group, with a chauffeur who works only for you for the length of your booking. Driving yourself means sitting in the northbound rush, paying for a spot in a crowded casino garage and asking someone to stay sober for the late drive home. Taking separate cars splits the group and makes the trip home harder to arrange. A reserved chauffeur takes care of all of that in one booking. Everyone rides up together and back together, and the same driver handles each leg. For anyone searching for a ride, a car service or a private van to the show, this is the option that stays with you all evening.
Yes. The Mercedes-Benz Sprinter is a private van reserved for your group alone, sized for larger friend groups and office outings. Everyone boards at one Miami pickup or a few, rides north together and comes home in the same cabin. Nobody gets split across cars or left waiting for a second ride home.
Pets are not accepted; certified service animals are welcome with advance notice. A quick WhatsApp note when you book lets us plan the right vehicle and set things up before your pickup.
You are welcome to book on short notice. Once the day and time are agreed within that final 24-hour window, your slot is locked in and held just for you, with a driver and vehicle already set aside. At that point we cannot guarantee a date change or a refund, so the booking goes ahead as agreed. You can still add hours on the night.
Reserving one premium service by the hour is a different thing from opening an app every time you move. You hold a single vehicle and a single bilingual chauffeur for the whole block, the price is fixed before you start, and the car simply waits while you eat, shop, or take photos — no re-requesting, no surge, no stranger learning where you are headed each time.
| By the hour with us | App rides (Uber / Lyft) |
|---|---|
| One flat hourly rate, locked before you start | A fresh fare every ride, surging 1.5×–4× at peak |
| The same vehicle and driver stay with you all day | A different car and a stranger at every pickup |
| Your driver waits between each stop — nothing to re-book | Re-request and wait at the curb after each stop |
| A vetted, professional bilingual chauffeur | Whoever happens to accept the ping |
Across a full day of stops, one reserved chauffeur usually lands below a string of Uber Black or Lyft Lux surges — and it stays a calmer, more premium service from the first pickup to the last drop-off.
Uber, Uber Black, Lyft, and Lyft Lux are trademarks of their respective owners. We are not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by them. Comparison reflects publicly available pricing as of 2026.
Send us a WhatsApp message with your plan to check availability for show night.
Include your group size, the Miami address where you want to start, a rough pickup time and any dinner reservation or extra stops you have in mind. We will reply with the right vehicle for your headcount and a clear plan for the evening, including when to leave, where to stop and how the ride home will work. Then we will walk you through confirming your booking. If your plans change before the 24-hour window, such as a friend joining, a distinct restaurant or a new pickup address, just send an update in the same WhatsApp thread. Booking early gives your group the widest choice of vehicles for the night. Your chauffeur will be ready on Thursday evening to take everyone from Miami to the show and back without anyone having to drive.
Email: [email protected] | Phone/WhatsApp: +1 (786) 682-8748
We recommend booking at least 24 hours in advance, and online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For holidays and busier weekends, please book ahead to ensure better availability.
Yes, we accept bookings from anywhere in the world. We accept international payments and keep travelers updated via WhatsApp and email.
No. We only work with reservations made in advance: online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For anything sooner, message us on WhatsApp and we will check availability — same-day service is subject to availability and is not guaranteed.
You pay the full fare when you book, by card or Apple Pay through the secure checkout on the site, or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp. The same applies to every pickup area and to hourly chauffeur bookings.
No. The full fare is paid in advance by card or Apple Pay, through the secure checkout on the site or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp; online payments carry a 4% processing fee.
No. In addition to the airport, we also serve hotels, ports, train stations, restaurants, and private addresses.
We work with a black SUV for up to 5 passengers, a van for 6 to 9 passengers and a larger van for 10 to 14.
Yes. We serve weddings, corporate conferences, VIP events, and other special occasions — as a direct ride to the venue, or with the chauffeur staying with you for the whole celebration on our hourly service (5-hour minimum). Contact us with the date, head count and schedule and we will set it up.
Some vehicles in our fleet are equipped with Wi-Fi and USB ports. Let us know in advance if this is essential, and we’ll book a vehicle that meets your needs.
No. We only work with private transfers. The vehicle is reserved exclusively for you and your party, with no shared seating.
No problem. We track your flight in real time and adjust the pickup time when needed, at no extra charge.
Send us the updated information as soon as possible, and we’ll adjust your booking while monitoring the new flight status.
We primarily work with curbside pickup. Just send a message with your exit gate and the driver will arrive in a few minutes — usually faster than the traditional sign-holding service.
If you prefer the driver to wait inside the terminal with a sign bearing your name, add the Meet & Greet for US$ 40 when you book — available for airport pickups only.
The day before your trip, we’ll send you a message with the driver’s name, vehicle model, and license plate, along with detailed instructions for curbside pickup.
Don’t worry. We’ll send you a message as soon as your flight lands. If we don’t receive a quick reply, the driver will automatically head to the international arrivals hall. Wait there and we’ll find you.
For domestic flights, we offer up to 60 minutes of wait time after arrival.
For international flights, the courtesy time is up to 120 minutes.
For hotel pickups, there’s a 15-minute grace period.
For port pickups, we wait up to 60 minutes past the agreed time.
Two hours is the free wait for international flights. When your free waiting time ends, extra waiting is not automatic: your driver may text you an offer to keep waiting, but is not required to. If the offer is sent, the driver waits up to 10 minutes for your reply; if you don’t accept in that time, the driver may leave. If no offer is sent, the driver may leave once your free waiting time is over.
Yes. Our drivers help load and unload your bags.
The standard allowance includes one large suitcase and one carry-on per person.
Traveling with larger or additional items — extra suitcases, musical instruments, mobility equipment, or strollers? Contact us in advance so we can arrange the necessary space. An additional fee may apply.
We’re sorry — pets are not accepted on any of our services. Certified service animals are welcome: please tell us in advance and we’ll assign a van for the ride.
We ask that you don’t eat during the trip. Only water in sealed bottles is allowed on board.
With by-the-hour service, stops are included: the vehicle is yours for the hours you book.
Yes. The pickup time and other details (an extra passenger) can be changed until 24 hours before the ride, depending on availability. Within 24 hours of the ride there are no changes and no refunds — message us on WhatsApp and we’ll see what we can do. The travel date itself is fixed once booked.
No hidden fees: the quoted price includes the driver, fuel and tolls. Only optional extras add to it — the night-hours fee shown in your quote before you book, the optional Meet & Greet at Miami International Airport and the 4% processing fee on card payments made through the payment link. Driver gratuity is optional and at your discretion; it’s always welcome.
You get a full refund if you cancel more than 24 hours before your scheduled pickup. Within 24 hours of the ride, the booking is non-refundable.
Note: any refund claim — including a driver no-show or another service issue — must reach us within 30 days of your scheduled pickup. Requests made more than a month after the ride date are no longer eligible for review or refund.
Made our trip easier. skipped the rideshare gamble and glad we did.
Todo en orden. el aire acondicionado funcionaba perfecto, y encima no hubo que buscar a nadie, el auto estaba donde dijeron
Me encantó. el SUV se veía recién lavado.
Solid choice. made small talk only when we wanted, honestly they confirmed by message the night before
Punto a favor, todo el interior estaba ordenado