A private hourly chauffeur from Surfside to Anthony Jeselnik: Wrath of Man at Hard Rock Live on Thursday, December 3, 2026, starts with a 5-hour minimum in a Black SUV XL at a flat rate from $100 per hour. Your driver handles the drive north for the 8:00 PM show and takes everyone home afterward. There’s no parking to sort out and nobody has to be the designated driver.
Rates below are hourly, and every booking runs for at least five hours.
Five hours fits this night well. A typical Surfside plan starts with an early dinner close to home. Then comes the drive north to Hollywood, the full show, and the ride back to your door, all in one booking. The four tiers grow with your headcount. A couple on a date night and a birthday group of a dozen each get a vehicle that fits them, so nobody has to squeeze in. A comedy headliner brings out friends, couples, and coworkers alike, so settle the headcount early. The right tier is the smallest one that seats everyone comfortably. Each line in the list is the full hourly cost, so you can estimate the evening before you message us. There are no tiers or packages hidden anywhere else.
The rate is per vehicle. The hourly figure covers the whole SUV or Sprinter and its chauffeur no matter how many seats are filled, so friends can split the total however they like. Adding another friend within your tier’s capacity doesn’t change the price. Only a bigger tier, extra hours, or the night surcharge changes the total.
The night fee depends only on the pickup time: for pickups between 6:00 PM and 7:00 AM the SUV adds $50 (vans +10% of the hourly total), once per booking.
For an SUV, the surcharge is one flat add-on per trip, not a charge for every hour. The Sprinter tiers add a percentage of the trip value instead. Both are set out before you pay, so you know the full cost of the evening from the start. Leaving earlier won’t avoid the surcharge for this event. An earlier start still gets you an unhurried dinner in Surfside and a relaxed arrival before the crowd builds. Bookings between seven in the morning and nine at night carry no surcharge at all, which helps if you book the same car another time for a beach day.
Your group gets a private vehicle and one bilingual chauffeur reserved for the whole night.
Nobody in the group has to be the designated driver, figure out a resort map, or stand at a crowded curb after the last laugh. The rate is flat and locked at booking. It doesn’t surge when the showroom empties at once, and it doesn’t change if Thursday traffic on I-95 slows to a crawl. One dedicated chauffeur stays with you from the Surfside pickup to the final drop-off and can switch between English and Spanish for anyone in the group. You message that driver directly on WhatsApp. Moving the dinner spot or asking for an earlier pickup takes one text, not a call to a dispatch line. The car is never shared, and it runs on your schedule. Jeselnik’s comedy is dark, sharp, and meant to make you squirm, and a calm ride before and after is a premium service that makes the night a better experience.
Four private tiers cover every group size, from a couple up to fourteen friends.
Every tier comes with the same chauffeur setup. What changes is the space and the finish. Start with your headcount, then think about the feel of the night. A relaxed evening for two works well in the SUV, and an anniversary or milestone birthday may call for the Platinum class. The reference cars show the class of vehicle, not a promised model. If someone is bringing something bulky, like a garment bag for after-show plans or merch to carry home, tell us in advance.
You pay the full fare at booking, and any extra hours are settled after the night ends.
You pick a vehicle and a start time, then keep the same driver for the whole block.
Booking starts with your headcount, which decides the tier, and a rough plan for the evening. The driver can pick up at any Miami address agreed at booking, such as a hotel lobby, a home, or Miami International Airport. A PortMiami cruise terminal works too, so a cruise-day arrival can head straight to the show. For this night, pickup is usually a door here in Surfside. After that the car is yours. You decide the stops and their order: dinner first, a drink at the resort, or straight to the showroom. The chauffeur stays with your group for the entire booked block. If the night runs long with a late table or a drink after the show, there’s nothing to renegotiate. After the 5-hour block, each extra hour is added at the same per-hour rate and settled after the day.
The hourly rate covers the vehicle, the chauffeur, fuel, tolls, and parking.
Tolls on the way north and parking while your driver waits never appear as add-ons. You pay for the hours and nothing per mile. Only a few things can add to the bill, and they’re all listed on this page: the night surcharge above for trips outside daytime hours, and any hours you add beyond your booking. Changing the order of your stops costs nothing, and neither does adding a short detour within your booked hours, because the itinerary is never fixed. That flexibility helps on a show night, when plans often change at dinner. Someone wants dessert somewhere else, a friend joins late from Bal Harbour, or the group decides to have a drink at the resort first. The driver adjusts, and the hourly rate stays the same.
Yes. A quick stop for a restroom, a snack, or a stretch is easy during the booking. Just ask the driver, and it won’t change the flat rate. Before a show it’s a good chance to grab water or a snack before the crowd at the casino resort. Tell your chauffeur when you want to stop, and they’ll pick a convenient spot along the route.
Chauffeurs typically drive Collins Avenue north or cut west to I-95, depending on traffic.
The coastal route follows Collins Avenue, also signed as A1A, out of Surfside through Bal Harbour, Sunny Isles Beach, and Golden Beach. It then turns inland through Hallandale Beach toward State Road 7, where the Seminole Hard Rock resort sits in Hollywood. The inland route crosses Bay Harbor Islands and the Broad Causeway to reach I-95, runs north into Broward County, and exits west toward the resort. Your driver chooses between them based on traffic that evening. A Thursday in December brings the end of rush hour plus holiday-season traffic, along with everyone arriving for a headliner at Hard Rock Live. Allow more time than a quiet weekend drive would need. The trip is usually straightforward, but traffic tends to build on the last stretch near the resort. Surfside’s spot at the north end of the barrier island means you start close to Broward County.
No. Your chauffeur handles the route, the resort traffic, and the approach to the drop-off point. You won’t need a map, a garage, or a parking stub, and you never have to look for a space because the car stays with your chauffeur. Your only job is to be ready at your Surfside door at the agreed time.
Surfside and neighboring Bal Harbour have strong dinner options close to home for a group going to the show.
The Four Seasons Hotel at The Surf Club is the dressiest spot in town. The Surf Club Restaurant there has a classic, old-Miami supper-club feel that suits a night out. Just north, Bal Harbour Shops has upscale dining such as Makoto and Carpaccio in one place, so a group can meet, eat, and walk straight back to the car. For something low-key, the cafés and neighborhood spots along Harding Avenue keep dinner casual and swift. Your chauffeur waits outside while you eat and heads north once the check is paid, so nobody has to watch the clock or deal with valet. Reserving the table is up to you, and the driver can suggest timing so dinner doesn’t eat into the drive. Some groups skip a sit-down meal and grab a bite at the resort instead, and that works with the same booking.
Yes, and most Surfside groups do. One hourly booking covers the dinner stop, the drive to Hollywood, the show, and the ride home, with the same car and chauffeur the whole time. Start the booking early enough to enjoy the meal without rushing. If the evening runs long, extra hours are simply added to the booking.
Expect a big-room comedy night inside a busy casino resort on a Thursday evening.
Hard Rock Live is the large showroom inside Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood. Jeselnik is known for his Netflix specials and his ruthless sets on the Comedy Central Roasts. He draws a crowd that comes ready for dark, precise, deliberately uncomfortable jokes, and Wrath of Man is a brand-new hour of material. That crowd shares the resort with casino guests, diners, and hotel traffic, so the approach roads and drop-off lanes fill up before an 8:00 PM start. Numerous fans make a full night of it with a drink or a bite inside the resort before they take their seats. With a chauffeur, the night comes down to three steps: leave Surfside early, get dropped as close to the venue as access allows, and have a driver waiting for the trip home. The questions below cover each step.
Leave earlier than you think you need to. Allow extra time for weekday traffic into Broward and for the arrival rush at the casino resort, and aim to be inside before the 8:00 PM start. If your group is having dinner in Surfside first, start the booking early so the meal, the drive, and finding seats all happen without a rush.
Your chauffeur takes the group as close to the venue as access allows, using the resort’s drop-off point for the showroom. On busy nights, resort staff direct traffic, so the exact spot can change. Either way you get a short walk to the entrance and no parking garage. Before you get out, your driver confirms where you’ll meet afterward.
Yes. Waiting during the show is what an hourly booking is for. Your chauffeur stays nearby with the vehicle for the entire set. When the show ends, send a quick WhatsApp message and meet at the agreed pickup point. There’s no line at the curb and no stranger’s car to find, and the same driver takes everyone back to Surfside.
Yes. A private hourly chauffeur takes your group from Surfside to the show and back.
Wrath of Man is a new hour of material from Jeselnik’s national theater tour. The Hollywood date on Thursday, December 3, 2026, is a night people plan around. Some are friends who have quoted his specials for years, some are couples making it a date, and some are coworkers turning a Thursday into a real night out. Nobody wants to end a pitch-black comedy set by arguing over who drives back down to Surfside. A private booking means the vehicle belongs to your group alone, with no other passengers, no fixed schedule, and no narrow pickup window to hit. It runs on your timing all evening, whether you’re two people in an SUV or a full Sprinter of friends. The questions below cover the Surfside details riders ask about most before they book.
The driver picks up anywhere in Surfside you choose, agreed when you book. That could be the lobby of the Four Seasons Hotel at The Surf Club, the front of an oceanfront condo on Collins Avenue, or a house on the quiet residential streets west of Harding Avenue. Send the exact spot on WhatsApp, and your chauffeur arrives there at the agreed time.
Yes. This is a local, on-call service that stays around the city: Miami, Miami Beach, Downtown Miami, Brickell, Coral Gables, Doral, Coconut Grove, Key Biscayne, Wynwood, Little Havana, the Miami International Airport area, and nearby areas up toward Fort Lauderdale, including Hollywood. Surfside is well within that area. Longer runs to Naples, Orlando, or West Palm Beach aren’t part of this hourly service.
Pets are not accepted; certified service animals are welcome with advance notice.
Your slot is locked in and held just for you. For a booking within the next 24 hours, a driver and vehicle are already set aside. The date and time stay as agreed, and on such short notice we can’t guarantee a change or a refund. You can always add more hours on the day at the same flat rate.
Reserving one premium service by the hour is a different thing from opening an app every time you move. You hold a single vehicle and a single bilingual chauffeur for the whole block, the price is fixed before you start, and the car simply waits while you eat, shop, or take photos — no re-requesting, no surge, no stranger learning where you are headed each time.
| By the hour with us | App rides (Uber / Lyft) |
|---|---|
| One flat hourly rate, locked before you start | A fresh fare every ride, surging 1.5×–4× at peak |
| The same vehicle and driver stay with you all day | A different car and a stranger at every pickup |
| Your driver waits between each stop — nothing to re-book | Re-request and wait at the curb after each stop |
| A vetted, professional bilingual chauffeur | Whoever happens to accept the ping |
Across a full day of stops, one reserved chauffeur usually lands below a string of Uber Black or Lyft Lux surges — and it stays a calmer, more premium service from the first pickup to the last drop-off.
Uber, Uber Black, Lyft, and Lyft Lux are trademarks of their respective owners. We are not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by them. Comparison reflects publicly available pricing as of 2026.
Message us on WhatsApp to reserve a vehicle and chauffeur for show night.
Send us three things. Tell us how many people are coming, roughly when you want to leave Surfside, and which stops you’d like to make. That might be dinner at Bal Harbour Shops, a drink at the resort, the show, and maybe one more stop on the way home. We’ll check availability for your preferred tier, confirm the plan in writing, and send payment details so your date is held. December is a busy month in South Florida, and booking early keeps every vehicle tier available for your group. Once you confirm your booking, the chauffeur, the route, and the timing are all taken care of. The only thing left to plan is which of Jeselnik’s bits you’ll be quoting on the way back to Surfside.
Email: [email protected] | Phone/WhatsApp: +1 (786) 682-8748
We recommend booking at least 24 hours in advance, and online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For holidays and busier weekends, please book ahead to ensure better availability.
Yes, we accept bookings from anywhere in the world. We accept international payments and keep travelers updated via WhatsApp and email.
No. We only work with reservations made in advance: online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For anything sooner, message us on WhatsApp and we will check availability — same-day service is subject to availability and is not guaranteed.
You pay the full fare when you book, by card or Apple Pay through the secure checkout on the site, or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp. The same applies to every pickup area and to hourly chauffeur bookings.
No. The full fare is paid in advance by card or Apple Pay, through the secure checkout on the site or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp; online payments carry a 4% processing fee.
No. In addition to the airport, we also serve hotels, ports, train stations, restaurants, and private addresses.
We work with a black SUV for up to 5 passengers, a van for 6 to 9 passengers and a larger van for 10 to 14.
Yes. We serve weddings, corporate conferences, VIP events, and other special occasions — as a direct ride to the venue, or with the chauffeur staying with you for the whole celebration on our hourly service (5-hour minimum). Contact us with the date, head count and schedule and we will set it up.
Some vehicles in our fleet are equipped with Wi-Fi and USB ports. Let us know in advance if this is essential, and we’ll book a vehicle that meets your needs.
No. We only work with private transfers. The vehicle is reserved exclusively for you and your party, with no shared seating.
No problem. We track your flight in real time and adjust the pickup time when needed, at no extra charge.
Send us the updated information as soon as possible, and we’ll adjust your booking while monitoring the new flight status.
We primarily work with curbside pickup. Just send a message with your exit gate and the driver will arrive in a few minutes — usually faster than the traditional sign-holding service.
If you prefer the driver to wait inside the terminal with a sign bearing your name, add the Meet & Greet for US$ 40 when you book — available for airport pickups only.
The day before your trip, we’ll send you a message with the driver’s name, vehicle model, and license plate, along with detailed instructions for curbside pickup.
Don’t worry. We’ll send you a message as soon as your flight lands. If we don’t receive a quick reply, the driver will automatically head to the international arrivals hall. Wait there and we’ll find you.
For domestic flights, we offer up to 60 minutes of wait time after arrival.
For international flights, the courtesy time is up to 120 minutes.
For hotel pickups, there’s a 15-minute grace period.
For port pickups, we wait up to 60 minutes past the agreed time.
Two hours is the free wait for international flights. When your free waiting time ends, extra waiting is not automatic: your driver may text you an offer to keep waiting, but is not required to. If the offer is sent, the driver waits up to 10 minutes for your reply; if you don’t accept in that time, the driver may leave. If no offer is sent, the driver may leave once your free waiting time is over.
Yes. Our drivers help load and unload your bags.
The standard allowance includes one large suitcase and one carry-on per person.
Traveling with larger or additional items — extra suitcases, musical instruments, mobility equipment, or strollers? Contact us in advance so we can arrange the necessary space. An additional fee may apply.
We’re sorry — pets are not accepted on any of our services. Certified service animals are welcome: please tell us in advance and we’ll assign a van for the ride.
We ask that you don’t eat during the trip. Only water in sealed bottles is allowed on board.
With by-the-hour service, stops are included: the vehicle is yours for the hours you book.
Yes. The pickup time and other details (an extra passenger) can be changed until 24 hours before the ride, depending on availability. Within 24 hours of the ride there are no changes and no refunds — message us on WhatsApp and we’ll see what we can do. The travel date itself is fixed once booked.
No hidden fees: the quoted price includes the driver, fuel and tolls. Only optional extras add to it — the night-hours fee shown in your quote before you book, the optional Meet & Greet at Miami International Airport and the 4% processing fee on card payments made through the payment link. Driver gratuity is optional and at your discretion; it’s always welcome.
You get a full refund if you cancel more than 24 hours before your scheduled pickup. Within 24 hours of the ride, the booking is non-refundable.
Note: any refund claim — including a driver no-show or another service issue — must reach us within 30 days of your scheduled pickup. Requests made more than a month after the ride date are no longer eligible for review or refund.
Trajeto silencioso. Bom motorista. No horário.
Buenísimo. pensado para padres y para los chicos!
Booked the night before, picked up on time, done. Couldn’t have gone better.
Cero estrés y la tarifa fue la acordada.
Vale la pena. Vehículo impecable. Precio justo.