Our private hourly chauffeur takes your group from Miami Beach to Anthony Jeselnik: Wrath of Man at Hard Rock Live on Thursday, December 3, 2026, in a Black SUV XL or larger vehicle at a flat rate from $100 per hour, with a 5-hour minimum. The same bilingual driver handles the ride north, stays through the 8:00 PM show, and brings everyone back to the beach.
Pricing is per vehicle and per hour, set by group size, and every booking carries a five-hour minimum.
The rate covers the whole vehicle, not each seat, so a group of four splits one hourly figure between them. For a Thursday comedy night, five hours comfortably fits a Miami Beach pickup, an unhurried drive north, the show itself, and the ride back across the causeway. Couples and small groups usually choose the SUV. Birthday crews and office outings that want everyone arriving together lean toward a Sprinter. The Platinum SUV adds a more polished cabin for a date night, or for a client you want to impress before the lights go down.
The night fee depends only on the pickup time: for pickups between 6:00 PM and 7:00 AM the SUV adds $50 (vans +10% of the hourly total), once per booking. Outside daytime hours, one of these applies, depending on your vehicle:
The surcharge is the only charge tied to the clock, and it is listed here in full so the end of the night holds no surprises. SUV bookings add one fixed amount per trip. Sprinter bookings add a percentage of the trip value, which keeps it proportional for larger groups. Nothing else about the service changes after dark: you keep the same chauffeur, the same vehicle, and the same freedom to choose the route home.
You reserve one vehicle and one chauffeur for a block of hours, and you decide every stop yourself.
Start by choosing the vehicle that fits your group. Then message us on WhatsApp with a rough start time and the places you want to go. Your driver can pick you up at any Miami address, and the exact spot is agreed when you book. That could be a hotel, a home, Miami International Airport, or a PortMiami cruise terminal if you step off a ship that morning and want to go straight into the evening. From there, the car is yours for the whole block: dinner first, a quick stop for a forgotten jacket, then the show, in whatever order suits you. The booking starts at five hours. If the night runs long, every additional hour after that block is simply added at the same per-hour rate you booked. There is no new fare to negotiate, and the extra time is settled after the day. Keep the car for as long as the evening needs it.
Anthony Jeselnik performs Wrath of Man on Thursday, December 3, 2026, at 8:00 PM at Hard Rock Live, inside Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood.
This is a headline theater date on a national tour, not a late-night club spot. The showroom sits inside a busy casino resort known for its guitar-shaped hotel tower. Expect a crowd that knows his work from Netflix specials and Comedy Central roasts, made up of fans who come for bone-dry, deliberately dark one-liners and the gasps that follow. That makes it a night people plan around: they dress up a little, book dinner, and treat it as a proper evening out. On a weeknight, the resort draws casino guests, diners, and showgoers all at once, so the roads and drop-off lanes fill up as showtime approaches. Hollywood is in Broward County, north of Miami Beach. That is exactly the kind of evening a chauffeur by the hour handles well: one ride up, one ride back, and nobody in your group has to skip a drink to drive.
Anthony Jeselnik is a nationally known stand-up comedian, and Wrath of Man is his new hour of material, now touring theaters around the country. He built his name on Comedy Central by hosting The Jeselnik Offensive and Good Talk and by delivering some of the most quoted roast sets. His Netflix specials include Fire in the Maternity Ward and Bones and All.
Your chauffeur picks you up at any address in Miami Beach that you choose when you book.
Hotel guests usually meet the driver in the lobby or at the main entrance of their property along Collins Avenue. That might be a South Beach hotel near Lincoln Road, an oceanfront resort in Mid-Beach, or a quieter spot in North Beach. Residents and condo owners can be picked up at the building’s front drive, and groups in a vacation rental just share the address. If your party is spread across a few hotels, the chauffeur can make more than one pickup before heading north. List the stops when you book so the timing works out. Everything is coordinated over WhatsApp, and your driver messages when they are out front, so nobody stands on the sidewalk wondering which car is theirs. Groups on Normandy Isle or in the residential streets west of Alton Road are picked up the same way: give us the address and the time, and the car comes to you.
Yes. Dinner, the show, and the ride home all fit inside one hourly booking with the same driver.
A classic choice before heading north is Joe’s Stone Crab, a South Beach institution that suits a December night out. Another option is a table along Lincoln Road, where the group can stroll a little before getting into the car. Groups starting farther up the island might prefer a restaurant in Surfside, or a stop at Bal Harbour Shops on the way out. You can also drive up first and eat at one of the restaurants inside the Seminole Hard Rock resort, which keeps the walk to the showroom short. Whichever you pick, the car is ready when the check is paid, so there is no valet line and no second ride to arrange. We don’t reserve tables, so book dinner yourself and send us the time. Your chauffeur will plan the departure around it so the evening flows from the first course to the first joke.
Yes, as long as it fits within your hours, or you can tack the extra time onto the end of the booking. Plenty of groups ask to be dropped on Ocean Drive or near Lincoln Road for one last drink instead of going straight back to the hotel. Tell the chauffeur on the way back, and the stop becomes part of the night.
Most rides cross a causeway west to I-95 north. Some head up Collins Avenue along the coast instead.
From South Beach, the usual route is the MacArthur Causeway to the mainland. From Mid-Beach, it is the Julia Tuttle Causeway. Either way, the car then takes I-95 north into Broward County and local roads west to the resort near State Road 7. From North Beach, Surfside, or a condo near Bal Harbour, the coastal route up Collins Avenue through Sunny Isles Beach and into Hallandale Beach can make more sense before turning inland. Your chauffeur chooses between them on the night based on live traffic, accidents, and construction, so you never have to compare map apps from the back seat. The drive home is planned the same way once the show lets out. If anyone wants to see the ocean on the way up, just say so. The coastal option is slower but far prettier as the light fades over the water.
Allow a generous cushion. The drive typically takes noticeably longer on a Thursday evening than it does late at night, because commuter traffic on I-95 and the coastal roads peaks just as showgoers head north. Your chauffeur checks conditions before pickup and will suggest leaving earlier if the roads look heavy.
Leave Miami Beach early enough to be seated well before 8:00 PM, with extra time built in for weekday traffic.
A Thursday departure runs into the tail end of the evening commute, and traffic around the resort builds as showtime nears. Treat the moment you need to be seated as your real deadline, not the first joke. Most groups either leave the beach in the late afternoon and eat near the venue, or have an early dinner in Miami Beach and head out right after dessert. Tell your chauffeur when you want to be in your seats, and they will work backward from that, adjusting the departure to the roads that evening. Arriving with a cushion also leaves time to pick up will-call tickets, grab a drink, and find your section without rushing. An early start means you won’t miss a minute of the opening, and the evening never turns into a sprint through a crowded resort.
Your chauffeur drops the group as close to the venue as access allows, usually at the resort’s main drop-off point near the entrance. Traffic patterns can change on busy nights, so the exact curb may shift. Either way, you all step out together and walk straight in, with no garage to circle and no space to hunt for.
Yes. Waiting is the whole point of booking by the hour. Your chauffeur stays nearby with the vehicle for the entire performance and can be reached on WhatsApp the whole time. If someone needs to step out early or left something in the car, the driver is right there, ready to help.
You meet your chauffeur at a pickup point agreed over WhatsApp before you go inside, usually near the same drop-off area. When a full showroom empties all at once, a pre-set spot and a quick message as you walk out make finding each other fast. Then the whole group rides home together.
Fuel, tolls, and parking are included, so the hourly rate covers the whole night of driving.
Any parking at the resort, the tolls on the way north, and the fuel for the round trip are already in the price. Nothing extra is added to the bill just for getting there and back. Every vehicle also has onboard WiFi through a mobile hotspot, which is handy for pulling up digital tickets or sharing photos on the drive home. Only two things can add to the total. One is the night surcharge explained above, which applies to trips outside daytime hours. The other is any hours you choose to add beyond your booked block. Neither is hidden, and both follow the same clear rules every time. If you’re bringing something bulky for the night, such as a gift for the birthday guest or a garment bag for a quick change, tell us in advance so the right vehicle shows up.
Yes. One brief comfort stop for a restroom, a snack, or a stretch is easy to fit in during the booking, and it doesn’t change the hourly rate. Just ask the chauffeur, who will pick a convenient spot along the route so the group stays on schedule for the 8:00 PM start.
Choose from four private tiers, led by the Black SUV XL, based on how many people are riding.
Every tier is private and comes with a chauffeur, and each is priced per vehicle exactly as shown in the price list above. If your headcount changes between booking and show night, message us on WhatsApp and we will confirm whether a different tier makes more sense. Picking the right size up front means nobody squeezes into a middle seat for the drive north, and there is room for the jackets everyone takes off once the showroom warms up.
A private chauffeur makes the trip part of the night instead of a chore to manage.
Your group gets a private vehicle reserved for you alone, with a bilingual chauffeur who stays with you from the first pickup to the last drop-off. The flat hourly rate is locked in when you book, so traffic on I-95, rain, or a packed casino night never changes what you pay. You deal with us directly on WhatsApp, and the person who drives you up is the same person who drives you home. That continuity is what makes this a premium service. Jackets and shopping bags can stay in the car, plans can change mid-evening, and nobody has to be the designated driver or hunt for a space in a crowded resort garage. For a night built around laughing hard and staying out late, it is simply a better experience, with someone taking care of every mile so your group can focus on the show.
Full payment at booking secures your date.
Yes. A private chauffeur by the hour is the most direct way to get from Miami Beach to the show and back.
Getting to Hollywood on a weeknight takes some planning, and driving yourself means a late return on I-95 after an evening at a casino resort. Booking a car and driver for the night keeps your group together from the hotel lobby to the showroom and back to the beach, on your schedule rather than anyone else’s. People searching for Anthony Jeselnik Miami 2026 are usually planning exactly this kind of night: tickets in hand, dinner in mind, and one open question about getting there. The answers below cover the remaining details fans ask about most before December 3, from booking on short notice to bringing a bigger group along. Each answer is the real policy, so you can plan the whole evening from this page and confirm your booking in a single WhatsApp conversation.
Yes, if a vehicle is available. Once a booking inside the final 24 hours is confirmed, that date and time are locked in and held just for you, with a driver and vehicle already set aside. On such short notice, we can’t guarantee a date change or a refund, so the evening goes ahead as agreed, and you can always add hours on the night.
Yes. A private Mercedes-Benz Sprinter is reserved for your group alone, with no other riders and no fixed schedule. Larger birthday and office groups choose the Sprinter tier that matches their headcount, ride up together, and leave together after the show with the same chauffeur at the wheel.
Pets are not accepted; certified service animals are welcome with advance notice.
The hourly service stays local, around Miami and nearby areas up toward Fort Lauderdale, which easily includes Hollywood for this show. That covers Miami Beach, Downtown Miami, Brickell, Coral Gables, Doral, Coconut Grove, Key Biscayne, Wynwood, Little Havana, and the area around Miami International Airport. Hourly bookings don’t run out to Naples, Orlando, or West Palm Beach, so your car stays close and on call.
Reserving one premium service by the hour is a different thing from opening an app every time you move. You hold a single vehicle and a single bilingual chauffeur for the whole block, the price is fixed before you start, and the car simply waits while you eat, shop, or take photos — no re-requesting, no surge, no stranger learning where you are headed each time.
| By the hour with us | App rides (Uber / Lyft) |
|---|---|
| One flat hourly rate, locked before you start | A fresh fare every ride, surging 1.5×–4× at peak |
| The same vehicle and driver stay with you all day | A different car and a stranger at every pickup |
| Your driver waits between each stop — nothing to re-book | Re-request and wait at the curb after each stop |
| A vetted, professional bilingual chauffeur | Whoever happens to accept the ping |
Across a full day of stops, one reserved chauffeur usually lands below a string of Uber Black or Lyft Lux surges — and it stays a calmer, more premium service from the first pickup to the last drop-off.
Uber, Uber Black, Lyft, and Lyft Lux are trademarks of their respective owners. We are not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by them. Comparison reflects publicly available pricing as of 2026.
To check availability, send us your group size, your Miami Beach pickup address, and a preferred start time on WhatsApp.
Include the restaurant if you’ve booked one, any extra pickups, and whether you’d like a stop on the way home. We’ll match you with the right vehicle and plan the evening around the 8:00 PM show. Once your payment is in, your date is reserved and your chauffeur is set for the night. December evenings in South Florida are busy, with holiday visitors, cruise arrivals, and a full calendar at the resort, so booking early means you get the vehicle tier you actually want. After that, all that’s left is dinner, the drive north, and an hour of new material your group will be quoting all the way back to Miami Beach. Reach out at whatever stage your plans are in, and we’ll assist fill in the rest so the night comes together exactly the way you pictured it.
Email: [email protected] | Phone/WhatsApp: +1 (786) 682-8748
We recommend booking at least 24 hours in advance, and online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For holidays and busier weekends, please book ahead to ensure better availability.
Yes, we accept bookings from anywhere in the world. We accept international payments and keep travelers updated via WhatsApp and email.
No. We only work with reservations made in advance: online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For anything sooner, message us on WhatsApp and we will check availability — same-day service is subject to availability and is not guaranteed.
You pay the full fare when you book, by card or Apple Pay through the secure checkout on the site, or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp. The same applies to every pickup area and to hourly chauffeur bookings.
No. The full fare is paid in advance by card or Apple Pay, through the secure checkout on the site or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp; online payments carry a 4% processing fee.
No. In addition to the airport, we also serve hotels, ports, train stations, restaurants, and private addresses.
We work with a black SUV for up to 5 passengers, a van for 6 to 9 passengers and a larger van for 10 to 14.
Yes. We serve weddings, corporate conferences, VIP events, and other special occasions — as a direct ride to the venue, or with the chauffeur staying with you for the whole celebration on our hourly service (5-hour minimum). Contact us with the date, head count and schedule and we will set it up.
Some vehicles in our fleet are equipped with Wi-Fi and USB ports. Let us know in advance if this is essential, and we’ll book a vehicle that meets your needs.
No. We only work with private transfers. The vehicle is reserved exclusively for you and your party, with no shared seating.
No problem. We track your flight in real time and adjust the pickup time when needed, at no extra charge.
Send us the updated information as soon as possible, and we’ll adjust your booking while monitoring the new flight status.
We primarily work with curbside pickup. Just send a message with your exit gate and the driver will arrive in a few minutes — usually faster than the traditional sign-holding service.
If you prefer the driver to wait inside the terminal with a sign bearing your name, add the Meet & Greet for US$ 40 when you book — available for airport pickups only.
The day before your trip, we’ll send you a message with the driver’s name, vehicle model, and license plate, along with detailed instructions for curbside pickup.
Don’t worry. We’ll send you a message as soon as your flight lands. If we don’t receive a quick reply, the driver will automatically head to the international arrivals hall. Wait there and we’ll find you.
For domestic flights, we offer up to 60 minutes of wait time after arrival.
For international flights, the courtesy time is up to 120 minutes.
For hotel pickups, there’s a 15-minute grace period.
For port pickups, we wait up to 60 minutes past the agreed time.
Two hours is the free wait for international flights. When your free waiting time ends, extra waiting is not automatic: your driver may text you an offer to keep waiting, but is not required to. If the offer is sent, the driver waits up to 10 minutes for your reply; if you don’t accept in that time, the driver may leave. If no offer is sent, the driver may leave once your free waiting time is over.
Yes. Our drivers help load and unload your bags.
The standard allowance includes one large suitcase and one carry-on per person.
Traveling with larger or additional items — extra suitcases, musical instruments, mobility equipment, or strollers? Contact us in advance so we can arrange the necessary space. An additional fee may apply.
We’re sorry — pets are not accepted on any of our services. Certified service animals are welcome: please tell us in advance and we’ll assign a van for the ride.
We ask that you don’t eat during the trip. Only water in sealed bottles is allowed on board.
With by-the-hour service, stops are included: the vehicle is yours for the hours you book.
Yes. The pickup time and other details (an extra passenger) can be changed until 24 hours before the ride, depending on availability. Within 24 hours of the ride there are no changes and no refunds — message us on WhatsApp and we’ll see what we can do. The travel date itself is fixed once booked.
No hidden fees: the quoted price includes the driver, fuel and tolls. Only optional extras add to it — the night-hours fee shown in your quote before you book, the optional Meet & Greet at Miami International Airport and the 4% processing fee on card payments made through the payment link. Driver gratuity is optional and at your discretion; it’s always welcome.
You get a full refund if you cancel more than 24 hours before your scheduled pickup. Within 24 hours of the ride, the booking is non-refundable.
Note: any refund claim — including a driver no-show or another service issue — must reach us within 30 days of your scheduled pickup. Requests made more than a month after the ride date are no longer eligible for review or refund.
Solid service. Smart routing. Easy booking.
Excelente servicio. ritmo tranquilo, ideal con niños.
Picked me up right on time. first time booking like this, would do it again.
Éramos solo los dos y primera vez organizando un transfer así y todo encajó. no hubo que buscar a nadie, el auto estaba donde dijeron. Reservaremos con antelación la próxima. Ventana de 20 minutos para el pickup.
Show de bola. amortecedor bom, mal senti a estrada.