You can book a private hourly chauffeur from Miami Beach to Tom Segura: Preposterous at Hard Rock Live on Saturday, April 3, 2027. Bookings have a 5-hour minimum, and a Black SUV XL runs at a flat rate from $100 per hour. Your chauffeur picks up your group, stays with you through the 8:00 PM show and drives everyone back to the Beach. You won’t need to find parking, and there’s no surge pricing.
You pay per vehicle and per hour, and every booking starts with a five-hour block.
The hourly price pays for the vehicle and your chauffeur for every hour you book. That includes the drive north, the time you spend inside the showroom and the ride back across the bay. Nobody pays per seat or per leg. The whole group shares one hourly price, so the night is simple to plan and easy to split among friends. For many groups, the block covers the drive up, the show and the ride home. If you want dinner first, book a longer evening. There are no ticket-style add-ons, and you won’t pay more because the venue is busy or the drive is slow. The rate depends only on the vehicle you choose and how many hours you keep it.
A private chauffeur turns the long Saturday drive north into the easiest part of the night.
The vehicle is reserved for your group alone. Your hourly rate is locked when you book, with no surge on a busy show night. One bilingual chauffeur stays with you from your Miami Beach lobby until you’re back at your door. You can message the driver directly on WhatsApp, so a late dinner table or a new meeting spot is a swift text, not a scramble. That’s what a premium service means here. Nobody in the group has to stay sober to drive, nobody circles a resort garage, and nobody stares at a phone at midnight waiting for a car. Tom Segura’s crowd tends to come in groups: friends who have quoted the podcasts for years, birthday crews and couples making a weekend of it. One private car keeps your group together all night. You get in, enjoy the night, and the same car is ready when you walk out.
There are four private vehicle types, for anything from a date night to a big group of comedy fans.
Every vehicle comes with its own chauffeur, and all four are fully private. Your group never shares the cabin with strangers. If your headcount changes after you book, message us and we’ll move you to the vehicle that fits.
For a milestone birthday, the Platinum SUV gives a smaller group the most polished arrival. A bigger crew can stay together in a Sprinter, so nobody rides separately and the toasts keep going all the way up I-95. Choose by headcount first, then by the feel you want for the night.
Fuel, tolls and parking are included in the hourly rate for your show night.
That covers the causeway and highway driving, any tolls on the way and the cost of keeping the car parked while you’re inside. The car has onboard WiFi from a mobile hotspot. A swift comfort stop for a restroom or a snack is easy during the booking; just ask the chauffeur. There’s room for any merch you pick up after the show, and if anyone is bringing something big, tell us in advance. Only two things can add to your total. The first is any hours you add beyond your booked block. The night fee depends only on the pickup time: for pickups between 6:00 PM and 7:00 AM the SUV adds $50 (vans +10% of the hourly total), once per booking. Both are explained further down this page.
You pay the full fare when you book.
If you book for a time within the next 24 hours, your slot is locked in and held just for you, because a driver and vehicle are already set aside. On that short notice we can’t guarantee a date change or a refund, so the booking goes ahead exactly as agreed. You can still add more hours on the day.
You reserve one vehicle and one chauffeur for a block of hours, then plan the evening yourself.
Start by sending us your group size, a rough start time and the stops you want on WhatsApp. That might be dinner on the Beach, a drink at the resort, the show and a nightcap on the way home. We match you with the right vehicle, confirm the plan and hold the car. On the day, the chauffeur arrives at your pickup and stays with the group for the full block. The vehicle stays ready while you’re inside. You can make changes as you go: stay longer over dessert, swap a stop or head home a little later. If the night is still going when your five-hour block ends, just keep the car. Every additional hour is added at the same per-hour rate as the first five, with no new fare to negotiate, and you settle it after the day is over. You don’t need to watch the clock on show night.
Your chauffeur can pick you up at any address in Miami Beach. That could be a hotel lobby on Collins Avenue, a condo in South Beach or Mid-Beach, or a home in North Beach. We agree on the exact spot when you book. Pickups at a PortMiami cruise terminal or Miami International Airport work too, so you can go from your cruise arrival straight to the show.
Tom Segura brings Preposterous to Hollywood on Saturday, April 3, 2027, at 8:00 PM.
Preposterous is his first major tour since Come Together. The Hollywood stop is in the main headline showroom at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, the resort with the glass Guitar Hotel just off State Road 7. Expect the edgy, self-deprecating storytelling from his Netflix specials and his podcasts. The room fills with longtime listeners, friends trading inside jokes before the lights go down and couples making a full night of it. Tickets are sold through the Tom Segura: Preposterous event listing. From Miami Beach, the show is well north of the causeways in Broward County, which is why a dedicated car makes sense. Nobody wants to drive that far home after a few drinks, and the resort sees heavy traffic on a weekend show night.
Yes. We offer private hourly transportation from Miami Beach to the show in a Black SUV XL, a Platinum SUV or a Mercedes-Benz Sprinter. Each vehicle is reserved for your group alone and comes with its own chauffeur. There are no fixed departure times. The car leaves when your group is ready and brings you back when the night is done.
Your chauffeur drives you off the island, north on I-95 and into Hollywood.
It’s typically a simple highway drive. On a Saturday evening, though, a big crowd heading to one casino resort can slow it down, so allow plenty of extra time. For the last part, the car leaves the interstate and heads west through Hollywood toward State Road 7 and the resort entrance, where traffic tends to build close to showtime. Your chauffeur knows this drive and checks live traffic before leaving the Beach. If traffic is bad, they move the departure earlier rather than cutting your dinner short. The drive becomes part of the night. The group can put on a favorite podcast episode, guess what bits will make the set and arrive relaxed instead of tense from weaving through lanes. Because your hours are booked as one block, an unhurried pace adds nothing to the price beyond the time itself.
It depends on where you start. From South Beach, the chauffeur usually crosses the MacArthur Causeway and joins I-95 north through downtown. From Mid-Beach, the Julia Tuttle Causeway connects straight to I-95. From North Beach, the driver checks live traffic on the causeways farther up. Either way, the route turns west into Hollywood near the end.
The hourly service stays local, covering Miami and nearby areas up toward Fort Lauderdale.
That area includes Miami Beach, Downtown Miami, Brickell, Coral Gables, Doral, Coconut Grove, Key Biscayne, Wynwood, Little Havana and the area around Miami International Airport. It also reaches north through Broward toward Fort Lauderdale, which easily includes the Hollywood resort hosting this show. Staying local is what lets your chauffeur stay on call for your whole block. The car is never hours away on a distant highway, so the driver can go back for a forgotten jacket, wait through a long dinner or add a second stop. This hourly service doesn’t go out to far-off destinations such as Naples, Orlando or West Palm Beach. It’s built for relaxed evenings in and around the city. A comedy night that starts on the Beach and ends back at your hotel or home stays within the area we know best.
Leave Miami Beach early enough to arrive with time to spare before the 8:00 PM curtain.
Saturday traffic heading north and a full house arriving at one resort can slow the last stretch. Most groups plan to leave in the late afternoon or early evening. That leaves time to walk inside, get a drink at the bar and find your seats before the lights go down. If you’re having dinner at the resort, leave earlier. If you’ve already eaten on the Beach, you can start a little later. Your chauffeur checks live traffic before leaving and agrees any change to the pickup time with you on WhatsApp instead of rushing the drive. Starting earlier doesn’t change how pricing works, because the clock starts at pickup either way. Many riders merely start the block with dinner and enjoy the evening from there. Arriving early is part of the fun of a comedy night: you catch the buzz in the lobby instead of running in from a far-off garage.
The chauffeur takes you as close to the venue as access allows on show night, using the drop-off point the resort sets for show traffic. The group gets out together and skips the garage entirely. The exact spot can change with event-night traffic control, so your driver will confirm where to meet afterward before you head in.
Yes. Waiting is the whole point of booking by the hour. The chauffeur stays nearby with the vehicle for the entire show, so nobody has to arrange a ride home. If someone needs something from the car or wants to leave early, a quick WhatsApp message brings the driver back to you.
When the show ends, text your chauffeur, walk to the meeting point you agreed at drop-off and get in while the crowd is still looking for their cars. The driver heads back down I-95 to your Miami Beach hotel or home. If you want a late bite or a nightcap on the way, that stop is easy to add.
Miami Beach has classic pre-show dinner spots for before the drive north.
For a classic Miami Beach dinner, Joe’s Stone Crab, the South of Fifth landmark, is the go-to. Lincoln Road suits a more casual group, with lots of patios and good people-watching. Sunset Harbour, on the bay side, suits a smaller table and a quieter start. Some groups would rather eat closer to the show, and the resort has its own restaurants and bars where you can settle in before finding your seats. You make the reservation and the chauffeur handles the timing. They pull up out front when you’re ready and keep the car close, so nobody has to hunt for parking on Collins Avenue or Alton Road. Because the booking runs by the hour, a long dinner is never a problem. When dinner’s over, the same car takes everyone on to Hollywood.
Yes. One booking covers both. Start the block at dinner in Miami Beach, ride north to the show and finish back at your hotel or home, with the same vehicle and chauffeur for every leg. Groups usually find one block for dinner and the show much easier than arranging a separate ride for each part of the evening.
A surcharge applies outside daytime hours.
Daytime hours run from 7:00 AM to 6:00 PM, with no surcharge. The SUV surcharge is a single amount per trip. For larger groups, the surcharge is a percentage of the trip value. Both are listed above, so the final total holds no surprises. Nothing else changes after dark. You keep the same chauffeur and the same vehicle, and you can still add a late stop on the way home.
For most groups, the best way is a private chauffeur booked by the hour for the whole evening.
Driving yourself means a long trip north and finding a parking spot at a packed resort. Someone also has to stay sober for the late drive back across the causeways. Booking separate rides for each part of the night means waiting at the curb when the show lets out, along with everyone else. A reserved car avoids both. A typical evening from the Beach starts with a pickup at your hotel or home, then dinner on Lincoln Road or near the water. The group rides north together, sees the show and comes straight back with the same driver. You get one plan, one car and one person to text. For a Saturday headline show in a large casino showroom, that’s the simplest way to enjoy the night and get home on your own schedule.
Yes. Send us your group size, a rough pickup time and your Miami Beach address on WhatsApp. We’ll confirm the vehicle and hold your date once the fare is paid. You can book as soon as you have tickets, and booking early gives you the most choice of vehicle for a busy Saturday night.
Yes. For a big group, that’s a private Mercedes-Benz Sprinter that carries only your group, on your schedule. Everyone gets on at your Miami Beach pickup, rides north together and comes back together, with the same chauffeur for the whole evening. Nobody gets split across cars, and nobody gets left behind after the show.
Reserve as soon as you have your tickets. Booking early lets you choose the exact vehicle you want and settle the pickup plan without rushing, and your date is held from the moment your payment lands. If the group gets bigger later, tell us on WhatsApp and we’ll look at moving you to a larger vehicle.
For a couple, a private chauffeur often makes the night. The Black SUV XL is the entry rate, the chauffeur handles the long drive both ways, and you can both enjoy a drink at the show without worrying about getting home. Your date night becomes dinner, the show and a calm ride back to the Beach.
Reserving one premium service by the hour is a different thing from opening an app every time you move. You hold a single vehicle and a single bilingual chauffeur for the whole block, the price is fixed before you start, and the car simply waits while you eat, shop, or take photos — no re-requesting, no surge, no stranger learning where you are headed each time.
| By the hour with us | App rides (Uber / Lyft) |
|---|---|
| One flat hourly rate, locked before you start | A fresh fare every ride, surging 1.5×–4× at peak |
| The same vehicle and driver stay with you all day | A different car and a stranger at every pickup |
| Your driver waits between each stop — nothing to re-book | Re-request and wait at the curb after each stop |
| A vetted, professional bilingual chauffeur | Whoever happens to accept the ping |
Across a full day of stops, one reserved chauffeur usually lands below a string of Uber Black or Lyft Lux surges — and it stays a calmer, more premium service from the first pickup to the last drop-off.
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Message us on WhatsApp to confirm your booking for Tom Segura’s Hollywood show.
Tell us how many people are coming, where in Miami Beach you’re staying, whether dinner comes first and what time you’d like to leave. We’ll reply with the right vehicle, lock in your date with your payment and confirm the pickup spot. Then the night is yours: dinner by the water, a packed room full of laughs and a calm ride back across the bay while the group argues over the best bit. Show nights are popular for private bookings, and a Saturday in early April fills fast once tickets are in hand. Check availability now so the driving is already sorted when you buy your tickets. One message is enough to reserve the car, the chauffeur and the whole evening around the show.
Email: [email protected] | Phone/WhatsApp: +1 (786) 682-8748
We recommend booking at least 24 hours in advance, and online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For holidays and busier weekends, please book ahead to ensure better availability.
Yes, we accept bookings from anywhere in the world. We accept international payments and keep travelers updated via WhatsApp and email.
No. We only work with reservations made in advance: online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For anything sooner, message us on WhatsApp and we will check availability — same-day service is subject to availability and is not guaranteed.
You pay the full fare when you book, by card or Apple Pay through the secure checkout on the site, or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp. The same applies to every pickup area and to hourly chauffeur bookings.
No. The full fare is paid in advance by card or Apple Pay, through the secure checkout on the site or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp; online payments carry a 4% processing fee.
No. In addition to the airport, we also serve hotels, ports, train stations, restaurants, and private addresses.
We work with a black SUV for up to 5 passengers, a van for 6 to 9 passengers and a larger van for 10 to 14.
Yes. We serve weddings, corporate conferences, VIP events, and other special occasions — as a direct ride to the venue, or with the chauffeur staying with you for the whole celebration on our hourly service (5-hour minimum). Contact us with the date, head count and schedule and we will set it up.
Some vehicles in our fleet are equipped with Wi-Fi and USB ports. Let us know in advance if this is essential, and we’ll book a vehicle that meets your needs.
No. We only work with private transfers. The vehicle is reserved exclusively for you and your party, with no shared seating.
No problem. We track your flight in real time and adjust the pickup time when needed, at no extra charge.
Send us the updated information as soon as possible, and we’ll adjust your booking while monitoring the new flight status.
We primarily work with curbside pickup. Just send a message with your exit gate and the driver will arrive in a few minutes — usually faster than the traditional sign-holding service.
If you prefer the driver to wait inside the terminal with a sign bearing your name, add the Meet & Greet for US$ 40 when you book — available for airport pickups only.
The day before your trip, we’ll send you a message with the driver’s name, vehicle model, and license plate, along with detailed instructions for curbside pickup.
Don’t worry. We’ll send you a message as soon as your flight lands. If we don’t receive a quick reply, the driver will automatically head to the international arrivals hall. Wait there and we’ll find you.
For domestic flights, we offer up to 60 minutes of wait time after arrival.
For international flights, the courtesy time is up to 120 minutes.
For hotel pickups, there’s a 15-minute grace period.
For port pickups, we wait up to 60 minutes past the agreed time.
Two hours is the free wait for international flights. When your free waiting time ends, extra waiting is not automatic: your driver may text you an offer to keep waiting, but is not required to. If the offer is sent, the driver waits up to 10 minutes for your reply; if you don’t accept in that time, the driver may leave. If no offer is sent, the driver may leave once your free waiting time is over.
Yes. Our drivers help load and unload your bags.
The standard allowance includes one large suitcase and one carry-on per person.
Traveling with larger or additional items — extra suitcases, musical instruments, mobility equipment, or strollers? Contact us in advance so we can arrange the necessary space. An additional fee may apply.
We’re sorry — pets are not accepted on any of our services. Certified service animals are welcome: please tell us in advance and we’ll assign a van for the ride.
We ask that you don’t eat during the trip. Only water in sealed bottles is allowed on board.
With by-the-hour service, stops are included: the vehicle is yours for the hours you book.
Yes. The pickup time and other details (an extra passenger) can be changed until 24 hours before the ride, depending on availability. Within 24 hours of the ride there are no changes and no refunds — message us on WhatsApp and we’ll see what we can do. The travel date itself is fixed once booked.
No hidden fees: the quoted price includes the driver, fuel and tolls. Only optional extras add to it — the night-hours fee shown in your quote before you book, the optional Meet & Greet at Miami International Airport and the 4% processing fee on card payments made through the payment link. Driver gratuity is optional and at your discretion; it’s always welcome.
You get a full refund if you cancel more than 24 hours before your scheduled pickup. Within 24 hours of the ride, the booking is non-refundable.
Note: any refund claim — including a driver no-show or another service issue — must reach us within 30 days of your scheduled pickup. Requests made more than a month after the ride date are no longer eligible for review or refund.
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