Our private hourly chauffeur takes your group from Miami to Tom Segura: Preposterous on Saturday, April 3, 2027, for the 8:00 PM show, in a Black SUV XL at a flat rate from $100 per hour with a 5-hour minimum. The same bilingual driver stays with your group all night, so you set the stops, skip the parking, and ride home together after the final punchline.
Every vehicle runs on one hourly rate, with a minimum of five hours per booking.
The rate is charged per vehicle rather than per seat, so a fuller car spreads the cost across more people. That helps when a group of podcast regulars is splitting the night. The rate you see covers the whole evening, from the first pickup in Miami to the ride home after the show. The Platinum SUV is the top tier, for couples and small groups who want the ride itself to feel like part of the occasion. The Sprinter tiers let a bigger crew stay together instead of splitting across separate cars, so everyone arrives at the same time and nobody gets left behind at the curb.
Fuel, tolls, and parking are built into the hourly rate from pickup to drop-off.
Fuel, tolls, and parking are the costs that quietly add up on a big night out, and on a Saturday at a busy casino resort they’re the first thing people complain about on the way home. With us they never appear as a separate line. The rate also covers the vehicle and its chauffeur for every hour of the booking, so you never pay “car time” and “driver time” separately. Two things can be added on top. The first is the night surcharge for service outside daytime hours. This 8:00 PM show will almost certainly involve it, and it has its own section further down. The second is any extra time you choose to add once the evening is underway. Beyond those two, nothing is added at the end of the night: no fuel top-up, no parking receipt passed back to you, and no toll statement arriving days later.
Tom Segura brings Preposterous to Hard Rock Live on Saturday, April 3, 2027, at 8:00 PM.
Tom Segura: Preposterous is his first major tour since Come Together. The South Florida stop is in the region’s main headline showroom, inside the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, just north of Miami. Expect a full adult crowd. Many are longtime listeners of Your Mom’s House and 2 Bears, 1 Cave who know every running joke, alongside groups of friends and couples making a date night of it. His comedy is edgy, observational, and self-deprecating, built on long stories that land best when you’re relaxed and not watching the time. That’s why this night suits a car and chauffeur booked by the hour. Nobody in your group has to be the designated driver, nobody circles a resort garage on a packed Saturday, and you can start trading favorite bits the moment you sit back down in the car.
Show night comes down to three parts: the ride up, the walk in, and the ride home.
Your chauffeur handles the ride up and the ride home, so the time in between is entirely yours. Plan everything backward from the 8:00 PM start. A Saturday headliner draws a crowd well before the show begins, and that crowd shares the resort with diners, hotel guests, and the casino floor. The roads and entrances around the property obtain busy early. Weekend traffic heading north out of Miami adds its own unknowns, which is why we agree on the pickup time with you at booking instead of improvising on the day. Once you arrive, there’s time to take photos under the guitar-shaped hotel tower, grab a drink, and find your seats without anyone leaving to hunt for a parking spot. When the show ends, you walk out into the crowd knowing exactly where your car is and who is driving it. On a packed night, that makes a real difference.
Leave early enough to be inside comfortably before 8:00 PM, and earlier if dinner comes first. We set the exact pickup time with you at booking based on where you start, since a Brickell condo and a Doral home are in very different parts of town. A comfortable cushion leaves time to collect tickets, settle in, and order a drink before the lights go down.
Your chauffeur drops the group as close to the venue as access allows on show night. The resort’s traffic setup for a busy Saturday decides the exact drop-off point. Your driver works within that setup and confirms where you’ll meet later before you step out. You all walk in together, with nothing to park and nothing to pay at the curb.
Yes. Having the driver wait through the performance is the reason to book by the hour. The same chauffeur stays nearby with the vehicle for the whole show, and when it ends you message them on WhatsApp to meet at the agreed spot. The group rides home together in the car that brought you, with no scramble at the curb for a ride.
Brickell, Wynwood, and Coconut Grove all create easy dinner stops before heading north to the show.
Brickell’s high-rise restaurants suit an early, proper sit-down dinner before a long night of laughing. Wynwood fits a relaxed podcast crew better, with murals, craft breweries, and casual spots where nobody minds a loud table. Coconut Grove offers a calmer bayside meal for couples making a date of it. Little Havana is the place for strong Cuban coffee and a quick bite if you’d rather save the evening for the show itself. Some groups skip the city and eat at one of the restaurants inside the resort, which keeps everyone close to the showroom from the moment they arrive. These are suggestions, not reservations: book your table directly with the restaurant, and your chauffeur gets everyone there and onward without anyone having to find parking.
Yes. Dinner, the show, and the ride home all fit inside one continuous booking. Start the hours with your pickup for dinner, let the chauffeur bring the group from the restaurant up to the resort, and keep the same car for the rest of the night. One vehicle, one driver, and one block of time cover the entire evening, with no second ride to arrange.
South Beach and Brickell both stay lively late on a Saturday, so a nightcap on the way home is easy to fit in. Tell the chauffeur where you’d like to stop, stay as long as the group wants, and finish at your hotel or front door. Extra stops use the hours already on your booking.
A private vehicle reserved only for your group makes a big show night a better experience.
The car that picks you up in Miami is the car that brings you home, with the same chauffeur and no other passengers along the way. Your rate is flat and locked when you book, so a packed Saturday, rain, or a jammed highway never pushes the price up. There is no surge. Your chauffeur speaks English and Spanish, which helps when the group includes visitors from out of town. All evening you have a direct WhatsApp line for timing changes or a new plan halfway through dinner. The driver also stays with you through the show instead of leaving after the drop-off, so the night never ends with a dead phone and a scramble for a ride. To us, premium service means fewer moving parts, a clean premium vehicle, and a group that only has to think about the comedy.
Four private tiers cover everything from a couple to a large crew of friends.
Every tier comes with the same arrangement of one chauffeur for the evening. Only the cabin size and finish change. If your group falls right between two tiers, the larger vehicle keeps everyone comfortable on the drive up and back. Bringing signs or a bag of tour merch home? Tell us in advance if you’re bringing something big, and we’ll create sure the vehicle has room for it.
Choose the Platinum SUV when the ride is part of the celebration, such as an anniversary, a milestone birthday, or a client you want to impress. Its luxury-class cabin makes the drive up feel like the start of the night rather than a commute, and your arrival at the resort matches the occasion. For a casual crew of friends, the Black SUV XL works well.
Service from 7:00 AM to 6:00 PM carries no surcharge; trips outside those hours do.
The night fee depends only on the pickup time: for pickups between 6:00 PM and 7:00 AM the SUV adds $50 (vans +10% of the hourly total), once per booking. For the SUV it is a single amount per trip, not a charge on every hour. For the Sprinter it is a percentage of the trip value. The hourly rate itself doesn’t change after dark, and the surcharge is the only extra charge if it applies. Because you know about it up front, you can predict the cost of the evening, and there’s nothing to settle with the chauffeur at the end of the night.
You pick a vehicle, share your plan, and plan the booked hours however you like.
Start by choosing the vehicle that fits your group. Then send us the group size, a rough start time, and the stops you have in mind. The first five hours are the minimum booking, and you decide how to use them: dinner first, a stop to pick up a friend, the show, then a late bite on the way back. You set the stops and the pace, and the plan can change during the night. You can add a stop, drop one, or stay longer wherever the group is having a good time. If the evening runs past the hours you reserved, keep the car. Every additional hour after the five-hour block is added at the same flat per-hour rate for your vehicle. There’s no renegotiated fare, and you settle the extra hours after the day instead of on the spot. Stay out as long as you like; the chauffeur and the car stay with you.
Your driver picks you up at any Miami address you agree on when you book. That can be your hotel, your home, Miami International Airport, or a PortMiami cruise terminal. If you step off a cruise that morning, the day can go straight on to the show. There’s no fixed meeting point; the car comes to you.
You reserve with full payment by card or Apple Pay through the secure checkout on the site, or a Stripe payment link.
Yes. A private hourly chauffeur is the most direct way to obtain from Miami to the show and back.
Groups heading to a Saturday headliner usually face the same three questions: who drives, where to park, and how everyone gets home after a night of drinks and laughs. Booking a chauffeur answers all three at once. It works for two longtime listeners celebrating a birthday and for a whole crew who planned the trip around the tour announcement, because the vehicle fits the group size and the hours follow your plans. Weekend headline shows tend to fill up, so it’s best to reserve the car as soon as you have your tickets. Send your details on WhatsApp, check availability for April 3, and hold the date. The questions below cover what else riders usually ask before they book.
Yes, if you mean a private ride for your group: a Mercedes-Benz Sprinter reserved only for you, with its own chauffeur. We don’t run shared or scheduled rides, so there are no strangers on board and no timetable to follow. The private van leaves when your group is ready and heads home when you are.
Yes, if you’re anywhere around the city. This hourly service is local and on call across Miami, Miami Beach, Downtown Miami, Brickell, Coral Gables, Doral, Coconut Grove, Key Biscayne, Wynwood, Little Havana, and the area around Miami International Airport. It also covers nearby areas up toward Fort Lauderdale, which includes the resort. Longer runs to Naples, Orlando, or West Palm Beach aren’t part of this hourly service. It stays close to home and ready when you are.
Pets are not accepted; certified service animals are welcome with advance notice.
Your slot is locked in and held just for you. Once the day and time are agreed for a service within the next 24 hours, a driver and vehicle are already set aside for your group. On that short notice we can’t guarantee moving the date or a refund, so the booking runs exactly as agreed. You can still add more hours on the day.
Reserving one premium service by the hour is a different thing from opening an app every time you move. You hold a single vehicle and a single bilingual chauffeur for the whole block, the price is fixed before you start, and the car simply waits while you eat, shop, or take photos — no re-requesting, no surge, no stranger learning where you are headed each time.
| By the hour with us | App rides (Uber / Lyft) |
|---|---|
| One flat hourly rate, locked before you start | A fresh fare every ride, surging 1.5×–4× at peak |
| The same vehicle and driver stay with you all day | A different car and a stranger at every pickup |
| Your driver waits between each stop — nothing to re-book | Re-request and wait at the curb after each stop |
| A vetted, professional bilingual chauffeur | Whoever happens to accept the ping |
Across a full day of stops, one reserved chauffeur usually lands below a string of Uber Black or Lyft Lux surges — and it stays a calmer, more premium service from the first pickup to the last drop-off.
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Send your group size, a rough start time, and your stops on WhatsApp to confirm your booking.
Tell us which vehicle suits the group, where the night begins, and whether dinner or a late stop is part of the plan. We’ll check availability for Saturday, April 3, 2027, and confirm the details with you. Once your payment is in, the car and chauffeur are reserved for your evening and the planning is done. On the night itself there’s nothing left to organize. The car arrives at the agreed address, the group gets in, and the next few hours are all about the show. If you’re organizing a larger crew, one person can book for everyone and share the plan in the group chat. Reach us by email, phone, or WhatsApp below, and the same line stays open from your first message to the ride home.
Email: [email protected] | Phone/WhatsApp: +1 (786) 682-8748
We recommend booking at least 24 hours in advance, and online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For holidays and busier weekends, please book ahead to ensure better availability.
Yes, we accept bookings from anywhere in the world. We accept international payments and keep travelers updated via WhatsApp and email.
No. We only work with reservations made in advance: online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For anything sooner, message us on WhatsApp and we will check availability — same-day service is subject to availability and is not guaranteed.
You pay the full fare when you book, by card or Apple Pay through the secure checkout on the site, or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp. The same applies to every pickup area and to hourly chauffeur bookings.
No. The full fare is paid in advance by card or Apple Pay, through the secure checkout on the site or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp; online payments carry a 4% processing fee.
No. In addition to the airport, we also serve hotels, ports, train stations, restaurants, and private addresses.
We work with a black SUV for up to 5 passengers, a van for 6 to 9 passengers and a larger van for 10 to 14.
Yes. We serve weddings, corporate conferences, VIP events, and other special occasions — as a direct ride to the venue, or with the chauffeur staying with you for the whole celebration on our hourly service (5-hour minimum). Contact us with the date, head count and schedule and we will set it up.
Some vehicles in our fleet are equipped with Wi-Fi and USB ports. Let us know in advance if this is essential, and we’ll book a vehicle that meets your needs.
No. We only work with private transfers. The vehicle is reserved exclusively for you and your party, with no shared seating.
No problem. We track your flight in real time and adjust the pickup time when needed, at no extra charge.
Send us the updated information as soon as possible, and we’ll adjust your booking while monitoring the new flight status.
We primarily work with curbside pickup. Just send a message with your exit gate and the driver will arrive in a few minutes — usually faster than the traditional sign-holding service.
If you prefer the driver to wait inside the terminal with a sign bearing your name, add the Meet & Greet for US$ 40 when you book — available for airport pickups only.
The day before your trip, we’ll send you a message with the driver’s name, vehicle model, and license plate, along with detailed instructions for curbside pickup.
Don’t worry. We’ll send you a message as soon as your flight lands. If we don’t receive a quick reply, the driver will automatically head to the international arrivals hall. Wait there and we’ll find you.
For domestic flights, we offer up to 60 minutes of wait time after arrival.
For international flights, the courtesy time is up to 120 minutes.
For hotel pickups, there’s a 15-minute grace period.
For port pickups, we wait up to 60 minutes past the agreed time.
Two hours is the free wait for international flights. When your free waiting time ends, extra waiting is not automatic: your driver may text you an offer to keep waiting, but is not required to. If the offer is sent, the driver waits up to 10 minutes for your reply; if you don’t accept in that time, the driver may leave. If no offer is sent, the driver may leave once your free waiting time is over.
Yes. Our drivers help load and unload your bags.
The standard allowance includes one large suitcase and one carry-on per person.
Traveling with larger or additional items — extra suitcases, musical instruments, mobility equipment, or strollers? Contact us in advance so we can arrange the necessary space. An additional fee may apply.
We’re sorry — pets are not accepted on any of our services. Certified service animals are welcome: please tell us in advance and we’ll assign a van for the ride.
We ask that you don’t eat during the trip. Only water in sealed bottles is allowed on board.
With by-the-hour service, stops are included: the vehicle is yours for the hours you book.
Yes. The pickup time and other details (an extra passenger) can be changed until 24 hours before the ride, depending on availability. Within 24 hours of the ride there are no changes and no refunds — message us on WhatsApp and we’ll see what we can do. The travel date itself is fixed once booked.
No hidden fees: the quoted price includes the driver, fuel and tolls. Only optional extras add to it — the night-hours fee shown in your quote before you book, the optional Meet & Greet at Miami International Airport and the 4% processing fee on card payments made through the payment link. Driver gratuity is optional and at your discretion; it’s always welcome.
You get a full refund if you cancel more than 24 hours before your scheduled pickup. Within 24 hours of the ride, the booking is non-refundable.
Note: any refund claim — including a driver no-show or another service issue — must reach us within 30 days of your scheduled pickup. Requests made more than a month after the ride date are no longer eligible for review or refund.
cumplieron al 100%, lo que pagamos coincidió con lo cotizado. (éramos 8 en la van y entró todo bien)
Sin problemas. vale cada centavo por la tranquilidad
Reservé la noche anterior, llegada puntual, listo. Nos facilitó el día.
Tudo perfeito. Sem drama, sem pressa, sem mudança de última hora!
Easy booking. Good price. Good driver.