Our private hourly chauffeur takes your group from PortMiami to Tom Segura: Preposterous at Hard Rock Live on April 3, 2027, in a Black SUV XL at a flat rate from $100 per hour, with a 5-hour minimum. The same driver handles dinner near the port, the 8:00 PM show, and the ride home, at a rate locked at booking with no surge.
Rates are charged per vehicle, per hour, with a 5-hour minimum on every booking. That block comfortably covers a whole show night.
The rate belongs to the vehicle, not to each rider, so a group sharing one Sprinter pays a single hourly figure instead of paying seat by seat. Pick the tier that matches your headcount and comfort level. The Black SUV XL suits a couple or a small group of friends, the two Sprinter tiers keep larger groups together, and the Platinum SUV adds a more polished cabin for a special occasion. The listed rates cover daytime hours. The night fee depends only on the pickup time: for pickups between 6:00 PM and 7:00 AM the SUV adds $50 (vans +10% of the hourly total), once per booking. Nothing else is added for the drive itself, because the route north, the waiting time, and the trip home all fall inside the hours you book.
Four private tiers cover everything from a pair of fans to a full group.
Choose by headcount first, then by mood. A Saturday comedy night often grows at the last minute as more friends hear about the tickets. If your group is near the top of a tier, the next size up keeps everyone in one vehicle. The Platinum SUV models listed show the class of vehicle, not a promise of one specific make.
Daytime rides between 7:00 AM and 6:00 PM carry no surcharge. Outside that window, a surcharge applies based on the vehicle type.
For SUV groups, the surcharge is one flat add-on per trip, not an hourly increase. For Sprinter groups, it is a percentage of the trip value, so it scales with the booking. Everything before 9:00 PM, including dinner near the port and the drive north, is billed at the standard hourly rate shown above. A daytime show would avoid the surcharge, but this tour date is an evening show, so most groups plan for it from the start. Include the surcharge in your budget when you confirm the booking over WhatsApp, and the evening total will hold no surprises.
Fuel, tolls, and parking are included in every hourly rate.
That matters on this route, because the drive north ends at a hectic resort, and no road or parking costs land on your bill. The cabin has onboard WiFi through a mobile hotspot, which is handy for pulling up digital tickets on the way. One brief comfort stop for a restroom, a snack, or a stretch is easy at any point in the booking. Just ask the driver, and the rate does not change. Pets are not accepted; certified service animals are welcome with advance notice. Only two things can add to the total: the night surcharge described above and any extra hours you choose to keep the car.
A private vehicle reserved only for your group turns show night into a better experience.
Your hourly rate is flat and locked at booking, with no surge when a full showroom empties out. One dedicated chauffeur stays with the group from the first pickup at the port to the last drop-off at home. Your evening never depends on finding a ride at a crowded curb late at night. The driver speaks English and Spanish, so mixed groups and visiting relatives can talk directly with the person behind the wheel. You can also reach us directly on WhatsApp before and during the booking, so a change of plan, an extra stop, or a later finish takes one message. Premium service, to us, means a clean premium vehicle, a fixed rate, and a familiar face waiting for you. There are fewer moving parts, and more of the night goes to laughing.
For most groups, yes. Driving yourself means circling a packed resort for a parking space, sitting in the exit line after the show, and choosing one person to stay sober for the drive back south. With a chauffeur, everyone rides together, the driver handles the road both ways, and the night ends at your door instead of in a parking garage.
The full fare is paid at booking, and extra hours are never due on the spot.
You book a vehicle and chauffeur for a five-hour starting block, then plan the evening yourself.
Start by choosing the tier that fits your group. Then send us your headcount, a rough start time, and the stops on your wish list over WhatsApp. Your driver can pick you up at any Miami address: a hotel, a home, Miami International Airport, or a PortMiami cruise terminal. That means a cruise-day arrival can go straight on to the show. We agree on the exact pickup spot when you book. From that moment, the car and driver are yours for the whole block. If the laughs run long or the group wants a late bite afterward, there is nothing to renegotiate. Every additional hour after the five-hour block is simply added at the same per-hour rate. You can keep the car as long as you need and settle those hours after the day.
Tom Segura: Preposterous is the comedian’s 2027 tour, which reaches South Florida on Saturday, April 3, 2027.
Segura is known for edgy, self-deprecating storytelling, his Netflix specials, and podcasts with a devoted following. Preposterous is his first major tour since Come Together. The show is listed for 8:00 PM at Hard Rock Live, the headline showroom inside the Seminole Hard Rock resort in Hollywood, just north of Miami-Dade in Broward County. Expect a grown-up crowd: groups of friends, couples on a date night, and longtime podcast fans who treat the night as a reunion. Many like to arrive early and trade favorite bits before the lights go down. That makes the show a natural fit for one vehicle and one driver, because the whole group arrives together and leaves together. Check seating and showtime details on the Tom Segura: Preposterous event listing before you plan your arrival.
Your chauffeur drives off the port island and heads north on I-95 into Broward County.
From the cruise terminals, the route leaves the island through the PortMiami Tunnel or across Port Boulevard and joins I-95 northbound. It crosses the county line and finishes on local roads toward State Road 7, the corridor that runs alongside the Seminole Hard Rock resort. On a Saturday evening, the interstate can slow down without warning. The resort also draws casino and dining traffic on top of the showroom crowd, so the drive time is never a fixed number. Your driver watches conditions and can switch to a parallel route when I-95 backs up. Because the car is yours by the hour, nobody in the group needs to check a map or watch the clock on the highway. The drive home follows the same route in reverse once the show lets out.
Allow a generous cushion. Plan to leave PortMiami in the early evening, well ahead of the 8:00 PM start, so Saturday traffic on I-95, the resort’s arrival lines, and the walk to your seats never cut into the opening set. If you are having dinner first, your driver builds the dinner stop into that timing and keeps an eye on the clock for you.
Your chauffeur drops the group as close to the venue as access allows, normally at the resort’s designated drop-off point near the showroom entrance, so you can step out and walk straight in. On a busy show night, the driver follows the resort’s posted traffic routing and confirms the exact meeting spot with you by WhatsApp on the way.
Yes. Your driver stays nearby for the full show. Because the car is reserved by the hour, no meter runs at each stop and you don’t have to request a ride when the lights come up. When the crowd pours out, message the driver on WhatsApp, meet at the agreed pickup point, and head home or on to a late dinner together.
Bayside Marketplace, right across the water from PortMiami, is the easiest pre-show dinner stop.
The waterfront complex sits on Biscayne Bay beside Downtown Miami. It has casual and sit-down restaurants, bay views toward the cruise ships, and an easy curbside pickup when you are done. Groups who want something more polished often head to Brickell instead, just south of downtown, where steakhouses and rooftop bars suit a birthday or a big night out. If your group prefers street art and craft beer, Wynwood sits just off I-95 on the way north, so a swift bite there barely changes the route. Wherever you choose, the chauffeur drops you at the door, waits while you eat, and pulls up again when the check arrives. You won’t need to find a garage or rush back to feed a meter. Dinner is your call. We provide the car and driver, not reservations, so book your table directly with the restaurant.
Yes, and the hourly block is built for exactly that. Start with dinner near the port, ride north in time for the 8:00 PM start, and head home after the show, all in the same vehicle. A five-hour block can cover an early dinner, the drive north, and the show. If the night runs longer, simply keep the car.
Pickup can happen at any address in PortMiami, agreed when you book.
Riders coming off a cruise ship meet the chauffeur at the terminal curb, and the driver stays in touch by WhatsApp until everyone is in the car. If you are staying at a hotel or a residence on the downtown waterfront beside the port, the pickup is simply the lobby or front door at the time you choose. Ships turn around in the morning, so cruise passengers who are not flying out often fill the hours before the show. Popular options include a waterfront lunch, a stop at the hotel to change, or a drive through South Beach before dinner. Share your terminal and ship name when you book, and the driver will wait at the designated pickup area for private vehicles. That one detail avoids the usual scramble at the curb on a hectic turnaround day.
This hourly service stays local, covering Miami and nearby areas up toward Fort Lauderdale.
Your chauffeur covers Miami, Miami Beach, Downtown Miami, Brickell, Coral Gables, Doral, Coconut Grove, Key Biscayne, Wynwood, Little Havana, and the area around Miami International Airport, plus neighboring communities north toward Fort Lauderdale. Hollywood, where this show takes place, sits inside that area, which is why an evening from the port to the showroom and back fits so naturally. The service is built to be on call and unhurried close to home. The driver can wait through a long dinner, go back for a forgotten jacket, or add a late stop without the pressure of a long-distance drive. Far destinations such as Naples, Orlando, and West Palm Beach are outside this hourly service, which stays focused on the city and its neighbors. For a night like April 3, 2027, everything your group needs, from the cruise terminal to the showroom to a late bite in Brickell, is well within the area we cover.
Yes. You can reserve a private chauffeured SUV or Sprinter by the hour for this show.
Many fans search for a ride to the show. Ours is a private vehicle that carries only your group, never a shared ride with strangers or a fixed departure time. You pick the tier, the start time, and the stops, and the same chauffeur handles every leg of the night. That makes it the most direct way to reach Tom Segura: Preposterous from the cruise port, with no parking to find and no rideshare lines. It also suits mixed plans. One friend landing at the airport, another getting off a ship, and the rest gathering at a downtown hotel can all meet in the same vehicle before dinner. The questions below cover what riders ask most once they decide to book, from short-notice timing to bigger groups.
Yes, whenever a vehicle is free. For a service within the next 24 hours, your date and time are locked in and held just for you, with a driver and vehicle already set aside. On that short notice, a date change or refund can’t be guaranteed. You can still add more hours on the day itself.
Yes. Once the show ends, your chauffeur can head straight home or stop for a late dinner or a nightcap in Brickell. The driver can also drop one friend at a hotel and another at home. You set the order of stops, and the same car stays with you until the final drop-off of the night.
Yes. The larger Mercedes-Benz Sprinter keeps a big group together in a single private van, so nobody ends up in a second car or waiting for a separate ride after the show. Tell us your final headcount when you book, and add anyone who joins late before the day so we reserve the right tier.
Reserving one premium service by the hour is a different thing from opening an app every time you move. You hold a single vehicle and a single bilingual chauffeur for the whole block, the price is fixed before you start, and the car simply waits while you eat, shop, or take photos — no re-requesting, no surge, no stranger learning where you are headed each time.
| By the hour with us | App rides (Uber / Lyft) |
|---|---|
| One flat hourly rate, locked before you start | A fresh fare every ride, surging 1.5×–4× at peak |
| The same vehicle and driver stay with you all day | A different car and a stranger at every pickup |
| Your driver waits between each stop — nothing to re-book | Re-request and wait at the curb after each stop |
| A vetted, professional bilingual chauffeur | Whoever happens to accept the ping |
Across a full day of stops, one reserved chauffeur usually lands below a string of Uber Black or Lyft Lux surges — and it stays a calmer, more premium service from the first pickup to the last drop-off.
Uber, Uber Black, Lyft, and Lyft Lux are trademarks of their respective owners. We are not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by them. Comparison reflects publicly available pricing as of 2026.
Yes. Send us a WhatsApp message and we will confirm your vehicle for the show.
Include your group size, your PortMiami pickup point, a rough start time, and any dinner or after-show stops on your wish list. We will reply with the vehicle that fits and the details for your payment. Saturday comedy nights at a casino resort draw crowds from across South Florida, and booking early gives your group the widest choice of vehicles. Once your payment is in, your chauffeur and vehicle are set aside for the evening, and any change to the stops is one message away. The rates, inclusions, and payment terms are all listed above, so nothing hidden turns up later. Bring the jokes you plan to quote on the drive home, and we will handle the rest of the night, from the first pickup to the last drop-off.
Email: [email protected] | Phone/WhatsApp: +1 (786) 682-8748
We recommend booking at least 24 hours in advance, and online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For holidays and busier weekends, please book ahead to ensure better availability.
Yes, we accept bookings from anywhere in the world. We accept international payments and keep travelers updated via WhatsApp and email.
No. We only work with reservations made in advance: online bookings need at least 12 hours’ notice. For anything sooner, message us on WhatsApp and we will check availability — same-day service is subject to availability and is not guaranteed.
You pay the full fare when you book, by card or Apple Pay through the secure checkout on the site, or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp. The same applies to every pickup area and to hourly chauffeur bookings.
No. The full fare is paid in advance by card or Apple Pay, through the secure checkout on the site or a Stripe payment link we send on WhatsApp; online payments carry a 4% processing fee.
No. In addition to the airport, we also serve hotels, ports, train stations, restaurants, and private addresses.
We work with a black SUV for up to 5 passengers, a van for 6 to 9 passengers and a larger van for 10 to 14.
Yes. We serve weddings, corporate conferences, VIP events, and other special occasions — as a direct ride to the venue, or with the chauffeur staying with you for the whole celebration on our hourly service (5-hour minimum). Contact us with the date, head count and schedule and we will set it up.
Some vehicles in our fleet are equipped with Wi-Fi and USB ports. Let us know in advance if this is essential, and we’ll book a vehicle that meets your needs.
No. We only work with private transfers. The vehicle is reserved exclusively for you and your party, with no shared seating.
No problem. We track your flight in real time and adjust the pickup time when needed, at no extra charge.
Send us the updated information as soon as possible, and we’ll adjust your booking while monitoring the new flight status.
We primarily work with curbside pickup. Just send a message with your exit gate and the driver will arrive in a few minutes — usually faster than the traditional sign-holding service.
If you prefer the driver to wait inside the terminal with a sign bearing your name, add the Meet & Greet for US$ 40 when you book — available for airport pickups only.
The day before your trip, we’ll send you a message with the driver’s name, vehicle model, and license plate, along with detailed instructions for curbside pickup.
Don’t worry. We’ll send you a message as soon as your flight lands. If we don’t receive a quick reply, the driver will automatically head to the international arrivals hall. Wait there and we’ll find you.
For domestic flights, we offer up to 60 minutes of wait time after arrival.
For international flights, the courtesy time is up to 120 minutes.
For hotel pickups, there’s a 15-minute grace period.
For port pickups, we wait up to 60 minutes past the agreed time.
Two hours is the free wait for international flights. When your free waiting time ends, extra waiting is not automatic: your driver may text you an offer to keep waiting, but is not required to. If the offer is sent, the driver waits up to 10 minutes for your reply; if you don’t accept in that time, the driver may leave. If no offer is sent, the driver may leave once your free waiting time is over.
Yes. Our drivers help load and unload your bags.
The standard allowance includes one large suitcase and one carry-on per person.
Traveling with larger or additional items — extra suitcases, musical instruments, mobility equipment, or strollers? Contact us in advance so we can arrange the necessary space. An additional fee may apply.
We’re sorry — pets are not accepted on any of our services. Certified service animals are welcome: please tell us in advance and we’ll assign a van for the ride.
We ask that you don’t eat during the trip. Only water in sealed bottles is allowed on board.
With by-the-hour service, stops are included: the vehicle is yours for the hours you book.
Yes. The pickup time and other details (an extra passenger) can be changed until 24 hours before the ride, depending on availability. Within 24 hours of the ride there are no changes and no refunds — message us on WhatsApp and we’ll see what we can do. The travel date itself is fixed once booked.
No hidden fees: the quoted price includes the driver, fuel and tolls. Only optional extras add to it — the night-hours fee shown in your quote before you book, the optional Meet & Greet at Miami International Airport and the 4% processing fee on card payments made through the payment link. Driver gratuity is optional and at your discretion; it’s always welcome.
You get a full refund if you cancel more than 24 hours before your scheduled pickup. Within 24 hours of the ride, the booking is non-refundable.
Note: any refund claim — including a driver no-show or another service issue — must reach us within 30 days of your scheduled pickup. Requests made more than a month after the ride date are no longer eligible for review or refund.
Was on a quick solo trip, worth every cent for the peace of mind. even with traffic the route was sensible. Recommend without hesitation.
Going solo, I needed something easy and well-maintained interior, no clutter at all. no surprise tolls, no upselling, just the ride. Couldn’t have gone better.
Trayecto silencioso. Buen viaje. Puntual. Ruta inteligente.
una maravilla: tomó las maletas sin que se las pidiéramos, el vehículo estaba impecable por dentro, buena primera impresión de miami gracias a esto. para nuestro grupo de 6
Reservé la noche anterior, viajero individual aquí, el vehículo estaba impecable por dentro. incluso con tráfico la ruta tuvo sentido. No había q pensar, solo subir y llegar.